I don’t want my dick splattered with blood and shit thank you very much

Oh shit fuck... Brown dick tip or red dick tip which ever will it be?

🤡

It’s a true mystery

privjet comrads

*honk honk*

honk honk

If nitro is allowed

Hon hon hon

Bro imagine playing hide and seek with your parents and they were never found again

I will have the most ultimate pfp ever

Yo

Her tummy aches because that's how daddy bakes

@Aikuorss that’s a normal childhood for me

Lol

Bro imagine how much foam your beer has before the bartender gave it to ya

Beer is gay

Not enough foam to rape me

Rum is good

Whiskey is best

Rum 🏴‍☠️

Vodka is overkill

I prefer water

Cum is better imo

I'm a responsible man

@Cashmere a Rolex me too

ok. here's a question. ur sandwiched between ur mum and dad fucking. so basically ur dad's dick is up ur ass and ur fucking ur mum. do u scoot forward to get out or scoot backwards?

Upwards

@Whispar I go sideways and make someone bleed

**Sideways**

Go against the gradient

Fuck I need skunk porn fammmmm

You go into another dimension and teleport

Quantum tunneling

helo

Wormhole

Hmm

I spend my Honeymooon on Discord ye

I see. <:smugPepe:290702327185408005>

But you might chop off the dock of your father and your own

/spawn ezpz fix