No one suspects from dyson

Dyson, go back to cleaning my carpet

Never!!

@Dyson I’m going to rape you

Stop fooling around with these hentai weebs

Back to the carpet

@11121112111 can we get it to a date? I’m busy this afternoon. How about tomorrow. By then my father will be done.

OwU

Why not

@Dyson tomorrow you're cleaning my floor, don't forget that that's part of your schedule!

You’d be surprised what you can achieve with alcohol and animal fat and some good knowledge on the making of perfumes

Then I’m shovin u under my couch 🛋

Woah dude

Where's the dinner

Yawol

Typical

@Dyson I’ve heard you suck well 😉

Woah

He does

The harl

I’m trying not to but my mother keeps birthing me back

Dyson puns

It’s frustrating

It’s been fun bois

hi

🏃

It’s pronounced “bowayis”. But you have to do it very fast

Oh shit

Bowayis

🗿

That’s a n-word

I wish to be violated

Chuck him into the shub-neighborath pit

It can only be satisfied with black meat

Or milfs

Depends on the hour

When hentaihaven giving you 404 errors

@Dyson ah now I’m thinking about spfbw

You’re welcome

@Melanie hey sexy tiddies when

Was that your intention