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Call Chris Hansen right the fuck now

Your parents blackmailed you, when you almost got raped? xD

LAGGha

<:pepestare:587034653844701185> well

@ur mom gae Hm?

wait wut. ur sister assaulted u but ur the one in trouble

They think I raped her

This done took a super turn

WAIT WHY WAS SHE IN YOUR ROOM IN THE FIRST PLACE

@Yuiga-kun dude what state do you live in?

@Prof. Hakase-sensei when you put it like that, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS LOL

MY FISH DIED TO THE FUCKING MAGMA BLOCKS MONKAESK

i got an abortion and my mom sold the fetus to russia

Age is a number and family is a social construct

That is some fucked up family dynamic, lol.

Washington

^

Say no.more

They probably set you up too

That explains it

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This is some fucking primo shit right here

lol ur sis is a fckin yandere and ur rents gullible af

My family wouldn't set me up

It all makes sense mow

@coco sauce on your pfp?

Dude why was she in your bed

Soon as I was washington it all clciked together

hi my all master!

They orchestrated that shit so you would wash dishes until the day you move out

@Rockman succ my cock pls

I dont know how she got there I woke up to her

Astolfo shove ur cock in me right the fuck now

bruh I’m sleep

master so pervert /////w\\\\\\\

Rising of the dish hero

Over here on the lifetime blackmail he can never slip up in his life XD

y’all are too horny

xD

@Rockman fuck me right now