Im now intrigued by the idea of a huge dick on a person named Brandon

yeah i do cbt

*c*ereal
*b*acon
& *t*ea for breakfast🍴

i have a friend named brandon and his dick small

I drink

Timmy thick

thats ok if you drink moderately

@cheddar machine wait how would you know

@brandon666 send @Hot CoCo dick pics

he told me that he does so i trusted him, friendship is based on trust

well do y'all wanna know when was the last time i got drunk

Im okay with this Ig

Oh

I want my cock to be squished by a woman in heels

I knocked over a Christmas tree last time I got drunk

@SamuelWoodward those who fantasize timmy thicc are oppressed

s q u i s h

last time i got drunk was the first time i got drunk. i was on an alaska cruise ship

Well me when I was seven years old

with carnival. they have great cocktails

I was at my house drinking vodca

Last time i got drunk i wasnt drunk because i dont drink

woah

Last time I got drunk I puked but 98% of it missed the toilet

[*] rip HH bcuz i was sleeping all day

@Zombie you're right pp big

i stopped drinking after because i almost fell off the 10th level of the ship

I thought the beer was iced tea... cuz its brown

@SamuelWoodward are you gonna finish those rates

<:bigsmug:581449104102785026> @Hot CoCo

@toe_grips fuck off lmao

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Last time I got drunk I ate 4 cheeseburgers and cried

coward

Maybe fucking later

i just want to pursue a good career and be near computers, these two things happen to coincide so i am game

Last time I got high i ate a bunch of taco bell and passed out

apparently i just went near a group of drunkards at my neighbors house back then, mom then scolded me and them when she knew aboyt that

I just want to pursue a woman and make her my sex slave

your english teacher?

You ever get the munchies and order a fucking hot and spicy at mc donalds