I have never in my life heard of salting a watermelon

dude what

***try it. Try it now***

how have you not

i have never eaten a slated watermelon

I'm pretty sure salted watermelon is a form of hate speech

is it?

Oml

What twisted Hills Have Eyes back country bungaloo did you crawl out of to even hear about salting watermelon

thought it was food

I was talking about the food.

get a whole fucking bag of salt buy a watermelon

I thought of it

cut that shit open

don't ask why or how

***why***

i feel like playing team fortress 2, dunno why

***salted watermelon***

Ketchup with vanilla ice-cream

**Did you not listen**

**POUR THE ENTIRE FUCKING BAG ON IT**

Do you normally put salt on ridiculous things

an exapmle?

Do you also salt your laundry you mong

salted watermelon. sounds like someone needs to be gassed <:Thonkin:511226359314382859>

I will kill you why would you @Pin ging

yes actually

I eat salt

dude i love my clothes salted

Shit man. I should try salted clothes

i am pretty salty my self?

dude, i love salt skin

I

TIL: @Fade is a guinea pig, and eats salt like a damned rodent

yikes, rodents are pretty cool

i salt my skin is that bad

I cover myself in glue, roll in salt and go to the childrens hospital to throw salt at sick kids

i would eat one

i dare you

just be trisha paytas and cover your whole face with 100 layers of cum

i will