I tried to rape myself

Oh my

chastity belt

@トラック how'd it work out

It hurt

Nice

Bro from another bro how tf do u shave pubes?

Did you shove your dick up your ass

My dick doesnt stretch

Was it consentual @トラック ?

egg's third person is kind of because it makes egg sound better about himself

Nah

because then egg is referring to himself

I'd like to know the answer to that too.

@Aikuorss use scissors, pull the pu bes and cut them!

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To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the Muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many Muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when he let those bullets fly,
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."

Oof

Kiwi town

Oh

@Aikuorss honestly. Dont shave it. Get like embroidery scissors and cut it till its almost gone, then shave the rest.

Egg should prob just stop third personing so much tbh

The fuck

Big ass paragraph

Shave the way the hair lays not the opposite

@ThatOneGirl you should honestly stop, it gets old and annoying.

sounds good

srry bout that if it did get annoying

No it’s just cringe

@ThatOneGirl I'm with lunar on this one‚ It sorta changes the whole aspect of the place for the horniness since its a huge..cringey turn off.

Ok virgin

Bolt you might wana get that checked out lol

Sounds like I was tryin too hard to be cute again

Yeah egg you’re gonna have to try a lot harder

pubes sound like a pain.

Got crabs guy

*i shave my pubes*

Once i glue pubes to my uperlip

I mean i'm pretty confident in myself

suck your own cock.

I cant reach