I’m chugging a monster hopefully I get a heart attack

its ok i cant marry a hoe

Don't die bro

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You haven't sent me my pepperoni pizza

lmao

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I want to die via monster

i want to die via femdom

Oof

gotta settle down with the dadbod jew

Marry maez <a:DP_Hyper:587259114921656334>

only choice now

What’s wrong with Jews

No wait <:lamo:549082101979414528> marry akiba

youve seen my beard

>akiba

the canuck furry

Don't you want a furry husband?

god most women would rather adopt

I could make so many offensive jokes rn but I don’t wanna get banned

im not jewish jewish

ah shit here we go again...

im australian, we're the most non-religious country in the world

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I thought it was the Czech republic

doubt it

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imagine loosing against birds

youre a pasty white chick from the south

you one of them "gLoRiOuS ArYaN gEnEtIcS" kinda dudes arent you

@Haezzzzz prove youre tan

I’m American but I have a lot of Russian in me-

cuz im into brownies

and if you aint brown enough

you aint down enough

>german
>not a nazi

send your front

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pick one

@DarkeDemise <a:LICKMYPP:549784352968671233> let me lick them shoes