This may sound like Iβm fucking with you, but I am not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia (google it if you donβt believe me). Essentially I donβt get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and will soon fall off. Itβs spreads form the ears to the brain too. There is no cure, but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face, for medical reasons.
