Message from @Alibaba

Discord ID: 277155337264693250


2017-02-02 21:28:33 UTC  

Yea, it's really fucking good

2017-02-03 07:02:03 UTC  

i purely want to get RE7 because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjVpMJPY6sg

2017-02-03 16:01:29 UTC  

BUY

2017-02-03 16:01:30 UTC  

MY

2017-02-03 16:01:32 UTC  

GAME

2017-02-03 17:50:15 UTC  

But ESO throws microtransactions in your face as if it's an F2P

2017-02-03 19:13:27 UTC  

it is

2017-02-03 19:13:41 UTC  

if u steal the disc

2017-02-03 19:14:06 UTC  

but western games are shit

2017-02-03 19:14:12 UTC  

weeb

2017-02-03 19:14:28 UTC  

yeah like dead risign 4

2017-02-03 19:14:31 UTC  

oh w

2017-02-03 19:14:38 UTC  

dead risign 1 was better

2017-02-03 19:14:49 UTC  

no lol

2017-02-03 19:14:55 UTC  

japs made it

2017-02-03 19:15:05 UTC  

yeah go to the fucking wikipedia lol

2017-02-03 19:15:39 UTC  

dr1 is best though

2017-02-03 19:15:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253743974664110080/277155162223673345/8c73cf5e4562e263a02b4909dbc90455.png

2017-02-03 19:16:16 UTC  

but heres the deal right gta is for 12yos

2017-02-03 19:16:21 UTC  

only adults play weeb games

2017-02-03 19:17:04 UTC  

no

2017-02-03 19:17:25 UTC  

no

2017-02-03 19:17:48 UTC  

and gods play Skyrim Special Edition™

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2017-02-03 19:18:16 UTC  

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2017-02-03 19:18:35 UTC  

japn does what westdont

2017-02-03 19:18:48 UTC  

look hes climbing the mountain

2017-02-03 19:18:55 UTC  

skyrim ant do tht

2017-02-03 19:19:05 UTC  

thats t joke

2017-02-03 19:19:21 UTC  

make a lp about it

2017-02-03 19:20:41 UTC  

the only good western game is minecraft

2017-02-03 19:21:52 UTC  

no

2017-02-03 19:21:54 UTC  

u

2017-02-03 19:22:42 UTC  

nu

2017-02-03 19:22:43 UTC  

u

2017-02-03 19:22:49 UTC  

when western developers were making this

2017-02-03 19:22:55 UTC  

.im bubzy bobcat

2017-02-03 19:23:02 UTC  

yeah that

2017-02-03 19:23:18 UTC  

the chinese had already made super mari o world

2017-02-03 19:24:11 UTC  

Listen. I'm not going to lie to anymore. I'm sick of feeding you bullshit.
We are all adults here, so I'm just going to talk to you straight. All I am asking of you is to just shut up and hear me out.

For the past few years, I have been fooling you. I have been donning disguises and trying to convince you to purchase my games. Your remember your old friend, the meek, mild mannered Claude Boward? That was me the whole time. Or the mysterious rogue, Lod Toward? Did you really think such a dashing character could come out of nowhere? That was me too. Even the people you think you know well, such as Rod Gloward. Yeah. He was just another one of my machinations.

You must feel hurt. And I understand.
But today I was straight with you. I respected you enough to admit my misgivings and clear the air. So considering that, I only have one request of you.

Just.
Fucking.
Buy.
Skyrim.

I don't care if you hardly ever play it. I don't care if don't touch the fucking game at all. I just want it in your library. I just want the transaction to take place. And then we can all just leave each other alone and be happy.

I'm tired. I'm really fucking tired. And my patience is running thin. I'm being respectful and courteous today, but I don't know how long that is going to last. So return my politeness with obedience. Buy. My. Fucking. Game. Now.

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