rdy

here we go

What did I do

JUST KIDDING

nothing

you acctually been fine

your not annoying anymore

wtf happened

did anyone answer my question of AM I FUCKED BECAUSE IM SLEEPING NEXT TO MY PHONE

you been fine guuuurl

prob

uhh

FUCK

but everyone does it

so who cares

i have not had my children yet

i cannot be sterile

you carry ur phone in your pocket all fuckin day right?

the results of doing that are not yet known

from radiation

You'll die

who needs children

so who cares if you do it at night to

Instantly

we all get irradiated

UV rays man

since no generation that does it has aged to 80 or whatever

And it'll murder you

in the day time its in ur pocket right next to your balls

at night its near ur head

back pocket man

Uhm

so it kills ball cells and brain cells

lol

Really though the dissipation of radiation from your phone is less than what you'd experience from daily sun exposure

back pocket is what girls do

cmon dune

So we are all super fucked

It's why it's a joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And sterile

did you just assume my gender?