that was 8 years ago..

Why does she still have a crush on me

It was the most awkward message she could've possibly typed out i haven't spoken a word to her in 8 years

She's just trying to be friendly

That's just shady more than anything

She just said "love*d*"

It was super odd

not "love"

yeah i understand that but the girls been obssessed with me for a while

she used to stare at me in school and she tried hitting me up a few times priar to this

but this one was just odd

She didn't even try to hold a conversation to catch up with me she just jumped the gun and said "can i see you in person"

what kind of wording is this

tie me up and keep me hostage

Idk if i should meet up with her or not

i mean im sure i could get a hook up out of it but the girls just an odd one

Try it?

I wouldn't

Well I wouldn't know what to do in a situation like this

Take some pepper spray

Maybe

Im a dude

fuck pepper spray

we have fists

Well yeah fair enough

But what about originality?

Idk, beat the shit out of the person with... A water bottle?

Sounds original

good suggestion

Might take you along while

Just saying

Maybe a jar of pickles?

Can of beans?

Bamboo stick?

Uuuh

Hmm

Bamboo stick definitely

Oooh! A pacifier?

Nah

bamboo stick

for sure