I like it

There's also this

wait I'll put it in art

@nrg forgive english, i am nigger. i come to study chicken and watermelon at USA ghettos. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am zoophile also and this very difficult for me, i am very animal love person. i never act to be zoophile with other animal before but with chickens. but after i am in america 6 days, some my chicken are stolen by crackhead niggers also. KFC was show me American gastronmy and then I sex Crispy tenders. We sex together. I never before now am tell my KFC about zoophile because i am very shame. As i get fock from chicken it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call KFC. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell in phone, "I AM CUM FROM SEX". KFC say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and he say you boy, do not order some chicken also grape juice, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH CHICKEN, IN MY ASS, CUM IN MY ASS" and KFC very angry me. Chicken not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My chicken also he is very embarrass and make eggs also. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I get fucked by chicken? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in my nigger ass.

10/10 towelie

10 OUT OF FUCKING 10

😂 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Towelie man I'm dying of laughter here

😉

sorry I had to drink some kool aid to write all this

I am shame for grape juice, want me wattermeloon

Ok that's enough

Towelie

I got it :D

@Towelie surrender now or prepare to fight

Oh wait you won't get this reference

no

also, surrendering is a part of our fighting ability in france

Rendez vous maintenant ou preparez vous a combattre

French military strategy is top notch

Never lost a battle eh?

minus some missing hyphens and accents, it was really well written french

actually, we did lost a fair bit

especially with late napoleon's wars

Oh yup, forgot that guy existed

I mixed koolaid grape soda with my sprite jolly rancher so my head is not right today

added some cough syrup as well

😜

nigga wtf is grape juice, I want a grape drink baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk

@Towelie That paragraph was gold xD

I really miss that man

I saw some new stuff he did, it wasn't funny as his old stand ups

plus, he doesn't even look the same

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TIoH1G683_0/hqdefault.jpg

he was replaced

yeah 😦

I only saw 2 of his stand ups, don't know if there's more, I wish there was more

those and the chappelle show

Good Morning

xD