Special beats headset to accommodate the pointy black elf ears

is that a real headline

i can't tell

i'm sure

ayo wut does your elf eyes see?

i already kissed kirk

a doctor, an engineer, a professor

i think its fake

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1059456250897928192

fake but believable

Was @Captain Kirk JT a good kisser @ry_

amazon are making a lord of the rings series

apparently

Did you do anything else @ry_

He ate her Stromboli

no just kissed on the cheek!

Whore

maybe a hand job under the table

Hot

Kirk confirmed Danny Devito

lool their laughter is sinister

kirk eats ass on the first date

Brits make the cruelest bullies

Brits are small

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264720208550166528/509062162392547328/39309835_1988819867834115_8152342415657905221_n.mp4

6ft 1 here

some real corkers tonight

It's 1200 noon

i think germans would make better sounding bullies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264720208550166528/509062256990879756/Deutschland.webm

@ry_ what kind of shampoo do you use

I always like how girls hair smells

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264720208550166528/509062195221626880/elmo_nig.mp4

oh hitlermoth

@ry_ tampons or pads

i'm 'orrified

bleedin'eck

lol