Message from @Uber™

Discord ID: 525800727344316426


2018-12-21 22:17:00 UTC  

id die before working at mcdonalds again

2018-12-21 22:17:14 UTC  

wage cuckery yikes

2018-12-21 22:19:25 UTC  

not good times

2018-12-21 22:19:27 UTC  

something about mcdonalds specifically makes it feel like a black hole for dignity

2018-12-21 22:19:42 UTC  

whether you're working there or if you're a customer

2018-12-21 22:19:56 UTC  
2018-12-21 22:19:57 UTC  

I like their coffee

2018-12-21 22:19:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525388369426120714/525799623172947968/Screenshot_20181208-014854_Instagram.jpg

2018-12-21 22:19:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525388369426120714/525799622367772683/stepaheadanime.webm

2018-12-21 22:20:35 UTC  

i like their rancid food when i'm in a low

2018-12-21 22:21:02 UTC  

when i just don't care anymore

2018-12-21 22:21:40 UTC  

working in the army is best job for neets

2018-12-21 22:21:49 UTC  

retirement at age of 35

2018-12-21 22:21:51 UTC  

free house

2018-12-21 22:22:12 UTC  

and most of your time you can just stay at your home

2018-12-21 22:22:24 UTC  

give me a single con of working in the army

2018-12-21 22:22:30 UTC  

protip you cant

2018-12-21 22:22:37 UTC  

ok sarge

2018-12-21 22:23:06 UTC  

when i turn 35 and go retire i will just turn into a boomer neet

2018-12-21 22:24:14 UTC  

Free house?

2018-12-21 22:24:22 UTC  

but

2018-12-21 22:24:26 UTC  

>wasting all your precious youth in the army

2018-12-21 22:24:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525388369426120714/525800748064309258/image.png

2018-12-21 22:24:31 UTC  

Wtf I'm a zogbot now

2018-12-21 22:24:35 UTC  

just join after 32 <:strawman:372034857099984897>

2018-12-21 22:24:40 UTC  

>not wanting to blast sandpeople in the prime of your life

2018-12-21 22:24:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525388369426120714/525800882911051789/image.png

2018-12-21 22:25:02 UTC  

my favorite mp4

2018-12-21 22:25:05 UTC  

would rather blast sandpeople into my grandpahood imho wwjd

2018-12-21 22:25:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525388369426120714/525801020882944064/image.png

2018-12-21 22:25:34 UTC  

cute

2018-12-21 22:25:38 UTC  

Join at age 50 so you can reenact mgs 5

2018-12-21 22:25:57 UTC  

war.. war has changed etc etc

2018-12-21 22:26:14 UTC  

the cult of ultimate evil

2018-12-21 22:26:17 UTC  

yes that one

2018-12-21 22:26:17 UTC  

ahahhah

2018-12-21 22:26:19 UTC  

kek

2018-12-21 22:26:29 UTC  

*Todd screaming in the distance*

2018-12-21 22:26:30 UTC  

why did you put ggpl at the front

2018-12-21 22:26:49 UTC  

so i can see if my memes get reposted

2018-12-21 22:26:56 UTC  

"my"