my mom let me play vice city when i was 6 but she told me to pretend the blood was kettchup

https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/tale-of-the-tape-average-american-is-borderline-obese-cdc-says

My parents let me play halo though even though I was like 2 when the second game released

@Medusa that headline should be cut down to the average american is edging

>The Obesity Society, a scientific research organization, this month classified obesity as a worldwide, non-communicable chronic disease. “Obesity meets all criteria for being a disease, and therefore, should be characterized as such,“ said Cathy Kotz, the society’s vice president and a professor at the University of Minnesota.

They taught me it was ok as long as I killed aliens

I HAVE A DIESEASE

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@Flt. Lt Nigel Farage

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Well, I don't talk about this often, but when I was 11 my grandfather died. He had bought me a Xbox 360 in 2009, in August. He died in November, on the 10th, marine corp birthday. He was pretty much my dad throughout my life, as my dad was a huge deadbeat. Before he died, I kept asking him to get me the Prestige Edition of MW2, but the issue was it was totally unobtainable. There was no-way he could get it. Somehow, he found a way to get it. We buried him on Friday, and on the day of the funeral I was at my grandparents house. He died on the sidewalk leading to the house. Sitting there right by the door, was a brown postal box. And inside of the box, was MW2 Prestige Edition. It was literally his last gift to me.

It is so weird

Oof

Well, I don't talk about this often, but when I was 11 my grandfather died. He had bought me a Xbox 360 in 2009, in August. He died in November, on the 10th, marine corp birthday. He was pretty much my dad throughout my life, as my dad was a huge deadbeat. Before he died, I kept asking him to get me the Prestige Edition of MW2, but the issue was it was totally unobtainable. There was no-way he could get it. Somehow, he found a way to get it. We buried him on Friday, and on the day of the funeral I was at my grandparents house. He died on the sidewalk leading to the house. Sitting there right by the door, was a brown postal box. And inside of the box, was MW2 Prestige Edition. It was literally his last gift to me.

@Double Negative a new pasta

hmmm

I would laugh if it wasn't all true

fucker

fuck u

why post that

@Alibaba you are now manually breathing

Or an I

@Alibaba ur manually living

Ya

now you can hear yourself breath

now u can smell ur farts

jokes i already did

discord doxxing what device ur using can kinda be abused

wait till all staff are on phone and it will take a few minutes that they can do anything due to big thumb niggas and slow typing

so u could jsut spam general with kirk porn

@Piccolo Niccolo are nsfw profile pics allowed?

Where?

ozzy has shovel dog as a profile pic lol

>its animated

thanks doc

.ban @ozzytudor

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