@elliot You best make me a wiki page for my birthday

I’m not going to kill my self

XD WHY DID YOU ASK FOR BLUETOOTH HEADPHONES

I DIDNT

oh yeah retarded people dont ask for presents

I love my life and all it gives me and it won’t go away no sir

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kys saN

Yeah kill your self you fucking twink

i asked for a new keyboard and studio headphones and i got them

Loser!

@Gordon Frohman where is my mail

@Grim Creeper ill make one for Jimmy savile

Danke schon

@Grim Creeper

I'm back home now

@KillerBeeRipper Yes?

Doesnt work for me

Could you suck my micropenis

Please

It needs attention

Just gotta take someone to bus stop and nip to tesco for some cheap sex toys

nah I've got my own, no joke @KillerBeeRipper

@Gremlingette What if I told you you had to breathe

It, not me, it

@GGPL u got it?

No goddamnit no!

got what

I can’t fucking reach it!

Manual heartbeat: on

Dis dick

Tell him guys

I actually do have a mirco cock

My diabetes keeps me from sucking or touching it

You need to suck MINE

no

Bananas are cheap sex toys

I get sucked , I don't suck

you do neither

Tell us a story grandpa