I had them file the kids out of the classrooms in the gymnasium one by one yeah?
Then they were tied up there

I did that until all 300 of the children were tied up there

Then I asked for privacy and did my thing

imagine if you finished and I just fell asleep.

lol

lmao

You really did that?

then you recruited the children into your ancap army

and took over local government

it's true

^

Currently the Canadian government is worried that if they attack me it will be an international incident with the amount of children that I have employed by my military

However our economy is heavily growing

@Punished Tinker Tom do you like little boys and girls?

Or just little girls?

hm

you have big gay

or so it would seem

omg guys

omg guys

@Corvo I like kids, not in a sexual way, in a normal way my dude, like how a teacher like's their pupils or a parent loves their kids.

fucking gay

no u

big gay

damning evidence that Tom fucks kids

@Punished Tinker Tom you were just talking about raping tied up kids in a gym

CIA niggers will be at your door in 6-8 weeks

>weeks
minutes

@Corvo Sure was, because DN made a joke

entirety of the rcmp armed division is heading towards toms house rn

just a joke bro

just kidding my dude

They've been waiting a long time for this

@Double Negative My army, while it is consisted of mainly children

ohmahgod

are you that black bitch?

nigga, stop changing your name

Have i mentioned that children are terrible for frontline fighting, and are better suited for a fire support role, manning machine guns and mortars?

Even teaches them teamwork