Lolcow Heaven

I need something new.

A fresh start.

A bath.

kill yourself

lamow

Wash your penis

I had a beautiful girl, but I guess she lost interest in me. Can't blame her. Got to move on and hopefully find someone new.

oof

i wonder why

Sounds about right

shave ur legs and rub them with lotion, will feel like a new start

can confirm

Hoes come and go

That's true.

Unless you're gay

Last night

i keep them locked out

I had bananas for dinner

sad

last night i didnt eat dinner

so

bananas for an ape oogabooga

She was one moment saying she was deeply in love with me, then the next denying we were ever together.

Ooh ooh ah ah

Oh well.

Sounds like a pp @saN

Sounds like a typical love story

She found someone new. I must move on.

shut up caveman

write a fanfiction grug

Bathe

unga bunga grugina leave :((

>14 y/o wattpad users

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4R482tU4AATNWQ.png

theyre having the time of their life

bless em

Barry I wanna eat fat goth girl pussy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Qt8v4XkAA0Z7A.jpg

*thick