Message from @TheRealKaivik

Discord ID: 559875956899053579


2019-03-25 22:58:20 UTC  

fuck your /scatgang/ I raise you /gapesquad/

2019-03-25 22:58:38 UTC  

But hank Tom and elliot I like everyone

2019-03-25 22:59:25 UTC  

what if i said something anti semitic

2019-03-25 22:59:57 UTC  

Amsalem likes me

2019-03-25 23:00:02 UTC  

He loves me

2019-03-25 23:00:06 UTC  

He wants my d

2019-03-25 23:00:16 UTC  

whaat no way amsalem

2019-03-25 23:00:19 UTC  

He wants to sniff my pubic hair after a long day at work

2019-03-25 23:00:26 UTC  

This

2019-03-25 23:00:39 UTC  

<:honk:549122319654584320>

2019-03-25 23:01:02 UTC  

the smell of forklift sweat

2019-03-25 23:01:34 UTC  

mmmm imagine he works overtime, 14hrs in the summer, no AC in the warehouse, you're hiding behind some boxes, he parks the forklift for the day, you quickly run to sniff the seat

2019-03-25 23:01:54 UTC  

mamma mia

2019-03-25 23:03:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559186466652028949/559875093472215070/314951925797879810.png

2019-03-25 23:04:11 UTC  

and it's a fake leather, vinyl type seat that doesn't breath at all

2019-03-25 23:04:36 UTC  

oh yes theres nothing better

2019-03-25 23:05:08 UTC  

wonder if he has a bit of anal leakage

2019-03-25 23:05:24 UTC  

i always leave a nice wet patch on fake leather seats

2019-03-25 23:05:38 UTC  

would make for a more earthy nutty complicated smell then

2019-03-25 23:06:37 UTC  

a moreish aroma

2019-03-25 23:07:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559186466652028949/559875956899053578/2wxpw6.jpg

2019-03-25 23:07:32 UTC  

you should really cook it first

2019-03-25 23:07:58 UTC  

steak tartar baby! with a raw eggdrop on top

2019-03-25 23:08:02 UTC  

you can eat raw meat in the western world and not die

2019-03-25 23:08:23 UTC  

im slow cooking a steak right now

2019-03-25 23:08:24 UTC  

gross tho

2019-03-25 23:08:33 UTC  

205 degrees

2019-03-25 23:08:34 UTC  

i like my steak crusty nigga

2019-03-25 23:08:42 UTC  

what a waste

2019-03-25 23:08:42 UTC  

nah, it's not bad

2019-03-25 23:08:43 UTC  

not slimey raw cow flavour

2019-03-25 23:09:00 UTC  

what do u mean a waste bruh

2019-03-25 23:09:08 UTC  

ive eaten from a freshly killed steer.... best. steak. ever.

2019-03-25 23:09:09 UTC  

souse vide @TheRealKaivik ?

2019-03-25 23:09:36 UTC  

no

2019-03-25 23:09:56 UTC  

just basted in bacon grease andset on top rack at 205

2019-03-25 23:10:26 UTC  

I'm really curious how souse vide steak is, they say it so tender and flavourful, slow cook it for a bit at the lowest possible temp, then slap it 1m on a fire red hot cherry red hot cast iron skillet each side

2019-03-25 23:11:07 UTC  

<:hmpepe:285080453814419456>

2019-03-25 23:11:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559186466652028949/559876965029380117/sous-vide-vs-traditional-steak.png

2019-03-25 23:11:29 UTC  

ya i slow cook then drop it on my red hot grillpan for 20 sec on each side

2019-03-25 23:11:49 UTC  

yea, you have to when they're slow cooked, otherwise its blah