KP COF Good Sex

baited

gratz

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

furfarg is gunna get his pp touched

:0

He'll explode at first contact

lmao

drown himself

no female has ever touched me there

No *female*

tfw drop a pretzel on the ground and it breaks into 5 pieces on the dirty floor

then you gotta pick it up

Nice

>dirty floor

if its your house theres something wrong

probably cos of all the pretzels

He just spills a shit load of pretzels and they never get cleaned up

>not cleaning your home every day
woah just look at all this dust

ayyy sexy lady op op op oppa gangnam style

My kitchen is disgusting rn

The stove top is grim

mine is perfectly clean

suprising for a fucking polish mutt

and i havent taken my mat out of my roof in a while

how?

so its got hair and shit on it

from my dogs

kek

https://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/12/11312/polish_remover.jpg

owned

how will i ever recover

You won't

if you only knew how bad things really are

gotta go to family birthday

rip

It's terminal

>smolensk still talked about in national TV

woah