Message from @Uber™

Discord ID: 503267650240118795


2018-10-20 18:03:53 UTC  

alcohol %?

2018-10-20 18:04:20 UTC  

i did 20 shots and took 3 buses while clutching the polls as hard as i can

2018-10-20 18:04:22 UTC  

About 4.2% per can

2018-10-20 18:04:27 UTC  

oof

2018-10-20 18:04:34 UTC  

turned out i was holding the door open and people started yelling at me

2018-10-20 18:04:36 UTC  

hardly even beer then

2018-10-20 18:04:37 UTC  

@amsalem no no

2018-10-20 18:04:43 UTC  

You need to walk home

2018-10-20 18:04:47 UTC  

then my dad called me a retard

2018-10-20 18:04:48 UTC  

10km

2018-10-20 18:04:55 UTC  

i live in an arab infested desert

2018-10-20 18:05:20 UTC  

Expert mode

2018-10-20 18:05:38 UTC  

there was literally an IED outside my street 2 weeks ago

2018-10-20 18:05:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/503267580065218570/1540058677249.png

2018-10-20 18:05:43 UTC  

Expert mode here would be if it was -40 C

2018-10-20 18:05:44 UTC  

Expert mode is getting into a bar and ordering another beer without getting kicked out for being overly drunk

2018-10-20 18:05:49 UTC  

@everyone @Piccolo Niccolo is now admin congratulate my boy

2018-10-20 18:05:57 UTC  

congrats

2018-10-20 18:05:57 UTC  

fuck off cunt

2018-10-20 18:05:58 UTC  

oy veyyy

2018-10-20 18:05:58 UTC  

congrats

2018-10-20 18:05:59 UTC  

no one cares

2018-10-20 18:06:03 UTC  

<:dabler:401044511809077249>

2018-10-20 18:06:05 UTC  

@Piccolo Niccolo go suck a dick

2018-10-20 18:06:05 UTC  

@Piccolo Niccolo NICCOLOOOOOO

2018-10-20 18:06:08 UTC  

<:pickledab:429006360525406209>

2018-10-20 18:06:10 UTC  

<:brown:460400327116587009>

2018-10-20 18:06:12 UTC  

<:dabler:401044511809077249>

2018-10-20 18:06:14 UTC  

admin for amsalem

2018-10-20 18:06:14 UTC  

gratz

2018-10-20 18:06:15 UTC  

when

<:pepegun:328556579467165696>

2018-10-20 18:06:22 UTC  

Never @amsalem

2018-10-20 18:06:27 UTC  

@Piccolo Niccolo Belle colpa!

2018-10-20 18:06:30 UTC  

<:jones:346333940644052992>

2018-10-20 18:06:31 UTC  

go orbit some more e-boy

2018-10-20 18:06:31 UTC  

>he does it for free

2018-10-20 18:06:43 UTC  

In buco a lupo

2018-10-20 18:06:48 UTC  

hahahaha