Message from @Alex Jones

Discord ID: 503266466465054755


2018-10-20 17:58:52 UTC  

<:GWcmeisterPeepoLove:403295311189245952>

2018-10-20 17:59:04 UTC  

abortions?

2018-10-20 17:59:13 UTC  

@Captain Kirk JT GIB MOD DADDY

2018-10-20 17:59:17 UTC  

more vbucks for the dad

2018-10-20 17:59:23 UTC  

Hey amsalem

2018-10-20 17:59:29 UTC  

hey my australian friend

2018-10-20 17:59:31 UTC  

prince

2018-10-20 17:59:32 UTC  

listen

2018-10-20 17:59:41 UTC  

No u listen

2018-10-20 17:59:51 UTC  

Look at that screenshot

2018-10-20 17:59:54 UTC  

Look at the time

2018-10-20 18:00:05 UTC  

3:55am

2018-10-20 18:00:06 UTC  

today i kicked a brown person in the teeth with my australian made steel toed redbacks™

2018-10-20 18:00:15 UTC  

ok

2018-10-20 18:00:22 UTC  

am i officially an aussie

2018-10-20 18:00:22 UTC  

posted 3 hours before that

2018-10-20 18:00:52 UTC  

Aw hell yeah man

2018-10-20 18:01:03 UTC  

I don't get it

2018-10-20 18:01:03 UTC  

But you're not officially an aussie

2018-10-20 18:01:11 UTC  

oh right

2018-10-20 18:01:18 UTC  

i need to lose a war against a bird first

2018-10-20 18:01:33 UTC  

@Leaf me alone it doesn't send a notification until a couple hours after for some shit reason

2018-10-20 18:01:44 UTC  

No mate

2018-10-20 18:02:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/503266699865489408/1540056139275.png

2018-10-20 18:03:16 UTC  

You need to drink a case of fourex and stumble 10km home without passing out

2018-10-20 18:03:30 UTC  

And by case I mean 24 375ml cans

2018-10-20 18:03:52 UTC  

huh

2018-10-20 18:03:53 UTC  

alcohol %?

2018-10-20 18:04:20 UTC  

i did 20 shots and took 3 buses while clutching the polls as hard as i can

2018-10-20 18:04:22 UTC  

About 4.2% per can

2018-10-20 18:04:27 UTC  

oof

2018-10-20 18:04:34 UTC  

turned out i was holding the door open and people started yelling at me

2018-10-20 18:04:36 UTC  

hardly even beer then

2018-10-20 18:04:37 UTC  

@amsalem no no

2018-10-20 18:04:43 UTC  

You need to walk home

2018-10-20 18:04:47 UTC  

then my dad called me a retard

2018-10-20 18:04:48 UTC  

10km

2018-10-20 18:04:55 UTC  

i live in an arab infested desert

2018-10-20 18:05:20 UTC  

Expert mode