Message from @Scream & Leap

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2018-10-16 09:13:48 UTC  

is that when he spread the word of buddhism?

2018-10-16 09:14:01 UTC  

no this is right before he attained samyaksambuddhahood

2018-10-16 09:14:06 UTC  

under the bodhi tree

2018-10-16 09:14:15 UTC  

samywaddafuk?

2018-10-16 09:14:18 UTC  

enlightenment

2018-10-16 09:15:05 UTC  

he was under the illusion that he needed to deprive his body and senses of every stimuli in order to tap into some strange conception of enlightenment that had no ties to the body or mind and was just out there somewhere

2018-10-16 09:15:16 UTC  

so he hears a lute player tuning his lute

2018-10-16 09:15:27 UTC  

too tight and the lute makes the wrong tone

2018-10-16 09:15:31 UTC  

too loose and it also sounds off

2018-10-16 09:15:35 UTC  

that makes really good sense, depriving yourself of gluttonous stimuli

2018-10-16 09:15:38 UTC  

only when the lute was tuned perfectly in the middle

2018-10-16 09:15:39 UTC  

spelling

2018-10-16 09:15:40 UTC  

but

2018-10-16 09:15:47 UTC  

then the lute would give off the perfect note

2018-10-16 09:15:57 UTC  

the buddha realized the meaning

2018-10-16 09:16:16 UTC  

a farm girl comes and asks him if he wants some rice because she is compassionate to him and he has endured all of this suffering

2018-10-16 09:16:21 UTC  

he realizes the middle way

2018-10-16 09:16:26 UTC  

he takes the rice and eats it

2018-10-16 09:16:28 UTC  

the middle way?

2018-10-16 09:16:41 UTC  

his 5 disciples leave him out of disgust because they haven't understood what he realized

2018-10-16 09:16:46 UTC  

third position

2018-10-16 09:16:54 UTC  

the harmony of opposites

2018-10-16 09:16:58 UTC  

ah

2018-10-16 09:17:14 UTC  

so like mullatos?

2018-10-16 09:17:32 UTC  

so like mulattos?

2018-10-16 09:17:48 UTC  

nah this is psychological

2018-10-16 09:18:09 UTC  

there's no harmony between a chicken who gets eaten by a fox

2018-10-16 09:18:16 UTC  

woah elections are going well

2018-10-16 09:18:20 UTC  

woah nice

2018-10-16 09:18:31 UTC  

good news for everyone

2018-10-16 09:18:40 UTC  

im gay

2018-10-16 09:18:47 UTC  

@Septapus comic 2

2018-10-16 09:18:48 UTC  

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2018-10-16 09:18:52 UTC  

2018-10-16 09:18:53 UTC  

grats

2018-10-16 09:18:59 UTC  

that was the joke

2018-10-16 09:19:01 UTC  

good news everyone

2018-10-16 09:19:10 UTC  

@Septapus comic 1

2018-10-16 09:19:11 UTC  

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2018-10-16 09:19:30 UTC  

fsx is at 25% download guys

2018-10-16 09:19:33 UTC  

@Septapus comic 1