you know jews are some of the most prominent feminists?

amsalem

recite the Torah to her

All the girls I had so far either hit on me or I went up and asked their num

i wouldnt go near her with a 10 foot pole

I have no idea how to hit on women

so do that

None

Grab her by the pussy

Idk asking her num on the bus

can i help you off of the bus?

A bit weird

then grab her

"Wanna play a quick game for a quick kiss?"

Also as a side note she's 12

LOL

Jk no banerino

wtf

ban him wtf

She's like 17-18

well it either works or doesn't, if it does, have your dog as your cell wallpaper, then talk about that

Probs 17

legal then

oof

17 is not legal

amsalem

yes it is

It is here

if you can't get a 17 year old

Yo we playing metric?

then you're probably ugly

16 is AOC in UK

amsalem

It's not like I can't

Idk how

amsalem just drop your wallet

Fuck off

Imagine actively seeking out girls that just turned legal

just walk up to her and say "Hey you're pretty cute"

and she picks it up

drop your spaghetti