<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/I_Like_Shawarmas** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Man angry his photo was used to prove all hipsters look alike — then learns it wasn't him** - <https://redd.it/aytj5k>
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5046925/man-angry-his-photo-was-used-to-prove-all-hipsters-look-alike-then-learns-it-wasn-t-him-1.5046933

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/r_sek** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Update to Priority Placement for Military spouses. Change on April 1st** - <https://redd.it/aytpa5>
http://unearthedlifestyle.com/update-to-priority-placement-program-2019/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/riqelme** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Elon Musk's SpaceX capsule splashes down off Florida coast** - <https://redd.it/aytrld>
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-space-spacex/elon-musks-spacex-capsule-splashes-down-off-florida-coast-idUSKCN1QP1JI

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/NotAGuyNamedChris** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**The Simpsons pulls episode featuring Michael Jackson | CBC News** - <https://redd.it/aytsyr>
https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/simpsons-pulls-michael-jackson-episode-1.5048201

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**US created 20,000 jobs in Feburary, vs 180,000 expected** - <https://redd.it/aytuqk>
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/08/nonfarm-payrolls-february-2019.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Job creation grinds to a near-halt in February; wages still on the rise** - <https://redd.it/ayu2r3>
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/08/nonfarm-payrolls-february-2019.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/Pionnier1313** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**US Charges Ex-Venezuela Vice President For Violating Sanctions Regime** - <https://redd.it/ayu4bu>
https://www.urdupoint.com/en/world/us-charges-ex-venezuela-vice-president-for-vi-567243.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/onepersononeidea** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Feds Arrest 225 People in Crackdown on Elder Fraud** - <https://redd.it/ayu76o>
https://www.aarp.org/money/scams-fraud/info-2019/elder-fraud-arrests.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/lactose_tolerent** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Judges Plead Guilty in Scheme to Jail Youths for Profit** - <https://redd.it/ayu8cy>
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/us/13judge.html?smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwAR2Suhj9MjvEKos5aDzih3KNJmze4Al2epwcFqSQGp8eZtN7EyHaZhUr3YY

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/10100011a10100011a** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Ticket prices to Pakistan more than double since airspace closure** - <https://redd.it/ayuaux>
https://www.khaleejtimes.com/international/pakistan/ticket-prices-to-pakistan-more-than-double-since-airspace-closure--12

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/riqelme** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Ex-Army intelligence analyst Manning jailed for defying grand jury subpoena** - <https://redd.it/ayuf3v>
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-manning/ex-army-intelligence-analyst-manning-jailed-for-defying-grand-jury-subpoena-idUSKCN1QP1ZO

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/mic_harmony** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Philadelphia is first city to ban cashless stores and restaurants** - <https://redd.it/ayujah>
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/philadelphia-bans-cashless-stores-and-restaurants/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/mic_harmony** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Maryland Court of Appeals upholds Adnan Syed’s conviction** - <https://redd.it/ayujno>
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/adnan-syeds-conviction-upheld-by-maryland-court-of-appeals-today-2019-03-08/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/youni89** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**"Evacuate everyone south if this line."** - <https://redd.it/ayukgs>
https://weather.com/safety/winter/news/2019-03-05-us-snow-cover-early-march-2019

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/drumsetmonkey** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**The longtime boss of the infamous Colombo crime family, Carmine "the Snake" Persico, has died in prison at the age of 85.** - <https://redd.it/ayuoph>
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/carmine-snake-persico-colombo-crime-family-boss-dead-age-85-n981041?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/Ninjakick666** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Venezuelan Minister And Former Vice President Tareck Zaidan El Aissami Maddah Charged With Violations Of The Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Designation Act** - <https://redd.it/ayupud>
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/venezuelan-minister-and-former-vice-president-tareck-zaidan-el-aissami-maddah-charged

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/riqelme** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Ex-NY official convicted in multimillion-dollar bribe case: prosecutors** - <https://redd.it/ayuu12>
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-new-york-corruption-nassau/ex-ny-official-convicted-in-multimillion-dollar-bribe-case-prosecutors-idUSKBN1QP26Q

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/Ratboy422** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Tip: If you give deputies a fake name, make sure that person has no warrants** - <https://redd.it/ayuu6i>
https://www.kxly.com/news/tip-if-you-give-deputies-a-fake-name-make-sure-that-person-has-no-warrants/1054113122

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/grewapair** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Doctor tells patient he doesn't have long to live through hospital robot's video screen** - <https://redd.it/ayv6pi>
http://www.ktvu.com/news/doctor-tells-patient-he-doesn-t-have-long-to-live-through-hospital-robot-s-video-screen

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/westondeboer** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**ICE Is Detaining 50,000 People, an All-Time High** - <https://redd.it/ayv7fv>
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-is-detaining-50000-people-a-new-all-time-high

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/jcepiano** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**California man learns he's dying from doctor on robot video** - <https://redd.it/ayvc68>
https://apnews.com/a13a6811157b412fb79909b36146d646

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/mashedp55** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Pantry Raid: Troy Cops Disciplined For Stealing Firefighters' Snacks** - <https://redd.it/ayvfku>
https://wwjnewsradio.radio.com/articles/troy-cops-disciplined-stealing-firefighters-snacks

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/FortuitousAdroit** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**A plea to support DACA** - <https://redd.it/ayvhmb>
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/03/harvard-grad-and-rhodes-recipient-worries-about-being-able-to-return-to-u-s-after-fellowship/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/calantorntain** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Exclusive: Grand jury returns 16 felony counts against Jussie Smollett** - <https://redd.it/ayvk4v>
https://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/03/exclusive-grand-jury-returns-16-felony.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/stupidstupidreddit2** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Video: Officer fires at driver through windshield 15 times** - <https://redd.it/ayvogt>
https://www.apnews.com/45e3ac17e3114259a84569ad280e204e

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/UsedLoveGlove** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**North Carolina teachers who carry guns to school could get a pay raise under a new bill** - <https://redd.it/ayvp8b>
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/08/us/north-carolina-armed-teachers-pay-raise-trnd/index.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/ImButterNugget** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Former Miss Teen Universe dead at 20 after suffering heart attack** - <https://redd.it/ayvpjn>
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/former-miss-teen-universe-lotte-van-der-zee-dead-at-20-after-suffering-heart-attack-while-on-vacation

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/dealpursue** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Why Canadian Wolves are Being dropped from the sky? FUNNY** - <https://redd.it/ayvsh1>
https://ishli.com/canadian-wolves-are-being-airdropped-into-michigan/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/moto_gp_fan** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Amazon lobbies to exempt employees from labor protections** - <https://redd.it/ayvxfk>
https://apnews.com/5c01ffdd9fbb48639fc43bc376f501e4

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/Minscota** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Jussie Smollett update: 'Empire' actor indicted on 16 felony counts by grand jury** - <https://redd.it/ayvxjb>
https://abc7chicago.com/jussie-smollett-indicted-on-16-felony-counts-by-grand-jury/5177586/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/sandgroper1968** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Jussie Smollett indicted on 16 felony counts** - <https://redd.it/ayw0f5>
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/jussie-smollett-update-actor-indicted-on-16-felony-counts-506895161.html

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/wehmenstein** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Rep. Ilhan Omar slams Barack Obama’s message of ‘hope and change’ as a ‘mirage’** - <https://redd.it/ayw242>
https://upworthypins.com/rep-ilhan-omar-slams-barack-obamas-message-of-hope-and-change-as-a-mirage/

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/bik_gayi_hai_gormint** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Shamima Begum: IS teenager's baby son has died, SDF confirms** - <https://redd.it/ayw4ct>
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47500387

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/KneeHighMischief** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Prison authorities say they are investigating 'pharma bro' Shkreli** - <https://redd.it/ayw52x>
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crime-shkreli/prison-authorities-say-they-are-investigating-pharma-bro-shkreli-idUSKBN1QP2CB

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/weemock** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Unvaccinated 6 year old boy gets tetanus, accrues $800k medical costs and ICU care, doctors urged family to get boy updated with shots. They said no.** - <https://redd.it/ayw81a>
https://m.sfgate.com/news/article/Unvaccinated-child-contracted-tetanus-It-took-13673811.php

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/RadioHeadache0311** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**"Empire" actor Jossie Smullet indicted on 16 counts by grand jury** - <https://redd.it/ayw9ut>
https://www.kmbc.com/article/empire-actor-jussie-smollett-indicted-on-16-counts-by-grand-jury/26767735

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/XVll-L** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Chelsea Manning jailed for refusing to testify to grand jury in WikiLeaks case** - <https://redd.it/aywb2n>
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/mar/08/chelsea-manning-judge-jails-wikileaks-case

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/XVll-L** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Man who poisoned colleagues' sandwiches jailed for life** - <https://redd.it/aywbv9>
https://news.sky.com/story/man-who-poisoned-colleagues-sandwiches-jailed-for-life-11658431

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/partyingwithpizza** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Shamima Begum’s son confirmed dead** - <https://redd.it/aywc68>
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/08/shamima-begum-confusion-after-reports-newborn-son-may-have-died

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/noonehas3** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Kansas restaurant bans lawmakers, lobbyists after altercation** - <https://redd.it/aywe1b>
https://www.morningsun.net/news/20190308/kansas-restaurant-bans-lawmakers-lobbyists-after-altercation

<:reddit:462994034428870656> **/u/TheCheeseDud** posted a new link in **/r/news**
**Evacuation ordered in Mississippi flooding** - <https://redd.it/aywgcx>
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-evacuation-ordered-mississippi-flooding-61566835