Message from @TK
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>OH is the source of all my problems
veronica no
True
@Gordon Frohman I got lunch date with a kiwi girl tomorrow
Am I cool yet?
you always are
>kiwi girl
she better be thicc
I hope it doesnt get cancelled, youll end up demotivated like me
She is thicc
@Shakti teach me more buddhism
I always peak at that ass when she's sweeping at the Cafe she works at
<:smork:499783685571084319>
nice
Kiwis are like chill Australians
kiwis are aussies but without the salt from losing to fucking birds
biirds?
Emus
Emus irl are genuinely scary
You don't know what they're gonna do
nigger you have a tank
when the Buddha was born the astrologers said he would either be a great king or a great sage
Those fucking eyes stare into your soul
The great Emu war ah I remember now...
<:aussie:282352030591352832>
All they had to do was make emu hunting legal
the father of Gautama surrounded him with worldly obsessions of desire
@Leaf me alone it still is
and then what happened
>an emu ate my baby
?
the Buddha only knew the false reality his father had conjured up
They post bounties on emus and they found out that was more effective than military action
one day he goes outside his palace with a courtier
u lot r pulling ma plonka
he sees a man who is sick and wonders what is this thing called sick
he's never known sickness?