Message from @Alex Jones

Discord ID: 490307862011052092


2018-09-14 23:43:57 UTC  

best meme yet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489560595239010306/490306746657538058/demonism6.png

2018-09-14 23:44:00 UTC  

Or let them create themselves

2018-09-14 23:44:36 UTC  

I have a character in my game, Drow Rouge, his signature when killing people or greeting people is to tickle their balls

2018-09-14 23:44:47 UTC  

lol wat

2018-09-14 23:44:51 UTC  

Literally

2018-09-14 23:44:56 UTC  

pls

2018-09-14 23:45:11 UTC  

He's gonna have to cover up during the day time and if he goes out he does half damage and takes 2x damage

2018-09-14 23:45:13 UTC  

He greeted the first person in my game I brought in after it started by a ball tickle

2018-09-14 23:45:32 UTC  

ooooo, hot summer day in full plate or all black

2018-09-14 23:45:38 UTC  

All those con saves

2018-09-14 23:45:50 UTC  

yep

2018-09-14 23:46:03 UTC  

Ain't my first rodeo

2018-09-14 23:46:37 UTC  

We actually had John McCain in our game as an enemy too. The same drow rouge went to John McCain's body and stole his balls and tumor and sold them to the black market

2018-09-14 23:46:51 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2018-09-14 23:46:55 UTC  

amazing

2018-09-14 23:47:04 UTC  

He is the team meme machine

2018-09-14 23:47:53 UTC  

He also got a nat 20 and stole a deck of many things

2018-09-14 23:48:09 UTC  

So yea, he broke my game at 4th level

2018-09-14 23:48:11 UTC  

In a run I am doing that is on hiatus I got a farmer (broken ass class btw) that can talk to trees and plants so first thing he does is go and have sex with a bush

2018-09-14 23:48:23 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2018-09-14 23:48:23 UTC  

I never put the deck in my games

2018-09-14 23:48:32 UTC  

unless I homebrew it completely

2018-09-14 23:48:36 UTC  

what is happening in ozzy's server

2018-09-14 23:48:41 UTC  

idk

2018-09-14 23:48:43 UTC  

I ain't in it

2018-09-14 23:48:43 UTC  

the are declaring war

2018-09-14 23:48:46 UTC  

so what

2018-09-14 23:48:51 UTC  

I have it original, but he sells draws to people for money

2018-09-14 23:49:25 UTC  

No one drew yet though, they stopped drawing after someone was sent into void

2018-09-14 23:49:36 UTC  

kek

2018-09-14 23:49:47 UTC  

5e deck is bullshit

2018-09-14 23:50:18 UTC  

not balanced well at all plus there is like 4 bad things

2018-09-14 23:50:22 UTC  

truly bad things

2018-09-14 23:50:26 UTC  

It really isn't, someone ha Visier and were able to bring him back instantly after a 2 week skip in time

2018-09-14 23:50:58 UTC  

Yea, I still have Rouge and Donjon in my deck

2018-09-14 23:52:46 UTC  

One deck I had I made a terrible card based on a villain from the dresden files he who walks behind dude drew it so for the rest of the characters life once it would fuck his attacks up or make him say stupid shit and fuck up dialogues or make him roll dis for a few hours

2018-09-14 23:53:21 UTC  

Ohhhh man that is evil

2018-09-14 23:53:24 UTC  

I love it

2018-09-14 23:53:27 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-14 23:53:29 UTC  

it was great

2018-09-14 23:54:09 UTC  

He was so scared because he'd go to roll and he hear my metal d100 roll and just sigh