Message from @GGPL

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2018-10-06 22:54:42 UTC  

The Federal Republic of Freemans in Terra is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 986 million Freemans in Terrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freemans in Terran economy, worth 150 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,474 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,064 per year while the poor average 36,158, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Skateparks can be found in every city, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freemans in Terra's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

2018-10-08 15:47:41 UTC  

didnt knew you can anex other countries

2018-10-08 16:04:06 UTC  

some of the stat decreases make no goddamn sense

2018-10-08 16:04:18 UTC  

legalizing child gambling somehow reduced my mining industry by 0.40%

2018-10-08 16:05:55 UTC  

The Armed Republic of Polish Falangists is a large, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 86 million Polish Falangistsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The thriving Polish Falangistsian economy, worth 7.27 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,554 Bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,732 per year while the poor average 21,641, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Falangists's national animal is the White tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

2018-10-08 16:06:25 UTC  

@Double Negative becouse those kids were bussy gambling instead of working in a mine

2018-10-08 16:11:41 UTC  

>becouse those kids were bussy gambling instead of working in a mine
yeah but child labour was outlawed

2018-10-08 16:11:46 UTC  

they were busy in school, not mines

2018-10-08 16:23:05 UTC  

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2018-10-08 16:23:30 UTC  

post your policies

2018-10-17 19:08:11 UTC  

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2018-10-20 16:26:57 UTC  

>let my citizens carry guns on planes
>obesity +3.7%

2018-10-20 16:26:57 UTC  

what

2018-10-20 21:11:53 UTC  

see what i mean about most aftermath effects not making sense

2018-10-22 05:46:47 UTC  

Off topic: Anyone play cybernations here?

2018-10-22 07:42:12 UTC  

what's cybernations?

2018-10-25 17:47:58 UTC  

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2018-10-25 17:48:03 UTC  

slowly fixing my mess

2018-10-25 17:52:19 UTC  

leting people sell tickets for more becouse of the demand=fall of comunism

2018-10-25 17:52:26 UTC  

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