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*by Fosse22 (<https://redd.it/ffw6j2>)*
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**Biocept Reports Publication Further Validating Cancer-Detecting Liquid Biopsy Platform**
*by arne_988 (<https://redd.it/ffw9hd>)*
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**Master, president, god? On the trail of Peru's mysterious new political power broker**
*by pmck777 (<https://redd.it/ffwa61>)*
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**Wells Fargo chairwoman resigns ahead of scheduled testimony**
*by fbreaker (<https://redd.it/ffwhgr>)*
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**Girl, three, died when inflatable trampoline exploded, inquest told**
*by Fosse22 (<https://redd.it/ffwohk>)*
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**S & P Futures frozen after circuit breakers kick in**
*by Super80sWorld (<https://redd.it/ffwr42>)*
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*by SovietSunrise (<https://redd.it/ffwz7h>)*
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*by Bryan31285 (<https://redd.it/ffx4r8>)*
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**Pixar's Onward 'banned by four Middle East countries' over gay reference**
*by topotaul (<https://redd.it/ffxgap>)*
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51801384

**US begins troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, official says**
*by fbreaker (<https://redd.it/ffxiid>)*
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**Juul Labs sought to court AGs as teen vaping surged**
*by BrautanGud (<https://redd.it/ffxobe>)*
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**Catalonia pays €3m to firms linked to theory Shakespeare was Catalan**
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**Facebook sued by Australian information watchdog over Cambridge Analytica-linked data breach**
*by Gonzo_B (<https://redd.it/ffxtup>)*
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**Google could have fixed 2FA code-stealing flaw in Authenticator app years ago | ZDNet**
*by Gonzo_B (<https://redd.it/ffxvl7>)*
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**Florida student mistakes pepper spray for body spray**
*by fbreaker (<https://redd.it/ffxyie>)*
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**Big oil faces 'survival mode' payout strategies as prices dive**
*by Gonzo_B (<https://redd.it/ffxzt9>)*
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**Horse racing trainers and veterinarians charged in international doping scandal**
*by DICHOTOMY-REDDIT (<https://redd.it/ffy4on>)*
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**U.S. shale producers rush to cut spending, output as oil prices tank**
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**SpaceX Dragon cargo ship reaches space station in milestone flight**
*by cosmicdatabase (<https://redd.it/ffycdo>)*
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**Prince Andrew won't voluntarily cooperate in Epstein inquiry, prosecutor says**
*by luisgustavo- (<https://redd.it/ffyiqh>)*
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/mar/09/prince-andrew-will-not-voluntarily-cooperate-epstein-investigation-lawyer-says

**Led Zeppelin prevails in appeal over 'Stairway to Heaven' riff**
*by segvcore (<https://redd.it/ffylkk>)*
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**WHO officially declares a global epidemic**
*by Frocharocha (<https://redd.it/ffyr27>)*
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**A father creates a Death Stranding capsule to take his baby to the hospital**
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**Pete Buttigieg to Guest Host "Jimmy Kimmel Live" This Week**
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**Boston's 1st recreational marijuana shop opens**
*by Communist_Pants (<https://redd.it/ffz0ap>)*
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**Prince Andrew 'shut the door' on Epstein probe cooperation: U.S. prosecutor**
*by Communist_Pants (<https://redd.it/ffz43h>)*
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**Led Zeppelin wins Stairway to Heaven copyright dispute**
*by brotogeris1 (<https://redd.it/ffzkxz>)*
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**Sales of hand sanitizer spiked by 313% in one week—now New York State is making its own with prison labor**
*by TheGamerDanYT (<https://redd.it/ffznjk>)*
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**Prince Andrew 'shut the door' on Epstein probe cooperation: U.S. prosecutor**
*by mkbt (<https://redd.it/fg004t>)*
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-jeffrey-epstein-investigation-idUSKBN20W2MD

**World's biggest porn site under fire over rape and abuse videos**
*by Rockithammer (<https://redd.it/fg0am1>)*
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**Capitalist system in meltdown**
*by psychothumbs (<https://redd.it/fg0bk1>)*
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**Horse racing trainers and veterinarians charged in international doping scandal**
*by AldoTheeApache (<https://redd.it/fg0t07>)*
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**Dow Jones Industrial Average closes down more than 2,000 points, its worst point drop ever on record; S&P 500 and Nasdaq plunge more than 7%**
*by jcarmona24 (<https://redd.it/fg0vs7>)*
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**La.'s first positive West Nile sample collected in Baton Rouge**
*by DICK-FUCK-PUSSY-SUCK (<https://redd.it/fg12pp>)*
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*by Mhingson (<https://redd.it/fg1dyi>)*
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**All Italy in quarantine**
*by JohnCusa (<https://redd.it/fg1j57>)*
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**Italy Closes Down - Whole country quarantined, movement restrictions.**
*by TheItalianDonkey (<https://redd.it/fg1obz>)*
https://www.ansa.it/sito/notizie/cronaca/2020/03/09/borrelli-salgono-a-7985-i-malati-1598-rispetto-a-ieri.-_dd169084-d4a9-4391-9d1c-2d9f42bace3f.html

**Wells Fargo officials resign days before they were set to testify before Congress**
*by aciotti (<https://redd.it/fg1pxm>)*
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2020/03/09/npr-wells-fargo-board-members-resign-days-before-set-to-testify-before-congress

**[CBC] TSX drops more than 10% today. Worst drop since Black Monday of 1987.**
*by brt_k (<https://redd.it/fg1u5y>)*
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**Former L.A. lawmaker allegedly took cash and 'female escort services' from developer**
*by DICHOTOMY-REDDIT (<https://redd.it/fg207p>)*
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-l-lawmaker-allegedly-took-cash-female-escort-services-developer-n1153416

**Global shares plunge in worst day since financial crisis**
*by slowtoread (<https://redd.it/fg23la>)*
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51796806