yeah just like you

Ouchie my feelings

@Sphanz is the gayest little shit on the planet. There is nothing inherently cute or funny about him that looks like a dog. It's creepy. he is on the lowest rung of the hobbyist totem pole. What a bizarre and cruel way to spend his time. he sickens me. How dare he engage in borderline bestiality. What kind of curveball is that? Just because he looks like a dog doesn't make him OK. Those who identify as an animal are even crazier. Fuck that guy. I didn't climb to the top of the animal kingdom just to watch my species act like genetic peasants. Do you think there are dogs who think they are humans? Those dogs would be shot on sight.

Putting jokes aside but whoever drew this strip is a fucking brainlet and probably got his information and understanding of the world from meme youtubers who cherry-pick subjects when deconstructing and analyzing them.

The lead up from the first three panels to the last panel where she is fucked is not cohesive as there are no mutual bond between the subject (blue-haired girl) and her surroundings. This is especially in the third panel when the black silhouette spouting those sexist remarks towards her, effectively submitting her status towards something degrading. The artist impression of the subject being annoyed could not be seen as a parody as the unraveling of the next panel shows that she is indeed enjoying being degraded.

One might ask, is the artist wrong at this point as someone who enjoys being in such position yet gets frustrated with her environment treating her similarly, one important point of all human interaction is the concept of consent. Consent is not limited towards sexual acts but in everyday life too. You ask permission to borrow something or even to use the toilet of a diner, those are consents. Between the subject and her partner, there is a mutual trust and agreement between the two parties, the subject agreed to a kinky play where she is treated in a submissive role, degraded and objectify, but this sexual play is only fantasy roleplaying that happens between the parties. Usually a “safe word” is agreed between the two and this allows any of the party to stop what they are doing, this is important especially those who are in the submissive role.

Adding to this, in the world of the dominance and submission roleplaying, an uneducated plebian might see the dominant role as the power role where the person could lash out “punishments” towards the submissive participant. However this isn’t the case as it is the submissive role that has the upper-hand. To understand this form of roleplaying, assuming only two subjects, one acting as the master (dominance) and the slave (submission) with their roles fixed, the slave is the one that holds the most power. The power comprise from the fact that the slave has the key (figuratively) to stop the act at anytime due to “safe word” (consent), the master’s power only exist when the person has someone to “punish”, with the slave being able to stop the play anytime, the final decision is always the slave. This outcome also means that the slave controls the flow of the “punishments”, since if the master goes too hard, the slave can stop the act(s) at any time.

Going back to this 4 panel strip, other than the fact that the artist is sexist and ignorant towards roleplaying, the blue-haired girl in the last panel is in fact the one that is holding power, however there is no agreement between her and her surrounding, this is especially true in the third panel where if that person would have the courage to walk up to her and consent, that person could call her all kinds of nasty remarks. One can assume that since the text of the strip is from the artist’s thoughts put on paper, one can see the ideas of the artist and how blantantly stupid that person is, probably projecting as either one of the characters in it, but its obvous the artist won’t approach any women since only an incel would make something like this.

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wait what comic is it talking about?

wait wait is this loss

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

I am fucking sick and fucking tired of you little fuckers making fun of 911! Just WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? Piece of shit,
Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to make fun of 9/11 anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.
Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realize that you're a fucking disgrace. Imagine terrorist attacking your country and killing thousands of innocent people. And you fuckers think this tradegy is funny!? PEOPLE DIED. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realization that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a fucking basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever get from anyone is by posting edgy fucking videos on fucking YouTube. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless video you autistic fuck. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.
you disgust me.

When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when I order a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...
I'm called a pervert

Does he strike you as the kind of person to even know what that sentence means? I'm amazed he was even actually able to set up his streaming computer and streaming software. If you said the word "gain" to him, he would think you were talking about his "sick gains bro".

The funny part is, he's not even that muscular. It's that superficial kind of gym sculpted muscle that makes him look strong, but the closer you look at his arms they are actually pretty small and not impressive at all and he wears wifebeaters all the time to show them off like he's proud of them. My arms are half the size of his, but I bet I could easily beat him in an arm wrestling contest because I actually train for strength and health instead of just trying to make myself LOOK muscular. He could probably beat me in an actual wrestling match because he is so short and his center of gravity is so low and he was a football player, but that's about it. Has he ever said what his actual workout routine looks like, because the half the muscles he does have just look like water weight, which a lot of "body-building" supplements cause, especially Creatine to make your muscles actually look bigger than they are even though there is no muscle or physical strength there, it's literally just water trapped in the muscles like a balloon filled with air.

I'd love to see him actually pick a fight with someone in real life and get the shit kicked out of him and realize his water weight muscles are actually useless when it come to actual physical strength

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Are you married? You have kids, or at least a pregnant woman? I do. Exactly how "battle ready" are you in real life? I have a black belt in TaeKwonDo, a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, get shooting and subsistence camping lessons from my cop brother in law and former Marine top sniper dad, I curl 55lbs and sprint 14 miles per hour. I'm also a regular writer at a respected body building website. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you looked like a scrawny Asian college freshman in your profile photo. What exactly have you done for the movement and just what exactly are you prepared for in real life?

you all douchebags, yea i'm talking to those who disliked that video, first, suck my cock, secondely, grossgore is doing a nose job soon because of your scornerys, and if he's in depression, it's because of you too, calling him nosegore , i'm pretty sure you're 10x uglier than him, u all fat cumbuckets , GROSSGORE , don't listen at them just do what you want to be happy, keep doing videos and ignore the dislikes and the lil virgin kids who thinks it's funny to jib someone well known behind their screens. thank you for listening me. kys scrubs.

I'm just a genius who lurks the web. I have quite a few nicknames and you can call me by any of them: "Hawking", "Einstien", or, sometimes, "Musk".

I collect ancient Japanese swords as a hobby, but don't worry I'm not a weeaboo, I actually respect the folded steel from the land of the rising sun. I'm also a self-taught mathematician and funnily enough I discovered almost all of proofs for the higher level stuff I never went to school for myself.

I wouldn't be surprised if you hear of my academic exploits in the future. I currently don't have a girlfriend, but it's because that's of my own choice. I'd rather have a deep and intriguing conversation about parallels of economic depression in our lifetime to those of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" as opposed to stupid Instagram pictures.

As for programming, I picked it up when at the age of four as I wanted to a way to generate the hardest Sudoku's possible since anything else I found was far too easy. From there is just took off and now I'm sitting here with my own custom OS.

Programming languages I know:

C+

dll

binary (what I wrote my OS in)

html

Shut the fuck up PP, you fucking English "bloke". Only a fucking "bloke" would use the word arse for ass. God I fucking hate you stupid English dumb fucking assholes. Fucking "blokes"

What the ook did you just oouoouahh about me, you beta male? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tree in the Cincinnati zoo, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the banana locker, and I have over 300 confirmed chest pounds. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top alpha male in the entire Cincinnati zoo. You are nothing to me but just another little black kid in my exhibit. I will throw you like the pound of shit you are with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this zoo, Uuooooahhhhh. You think you can get away with throwing your kid in my exhibit? Uuoouooahhhhh again, fucker. As we Uuouuooahhh I am contacting my secret network of silverback gorillas across every zoo in america, and your poor parenting habits are being traced right now so you better prepare for the alpha male, beta. The alpha male that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your child. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be in any zoo, any tree, anywhere, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tire swing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the of rope swings and over sized basketballs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “child” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking childs hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, beta.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

STFU I'm not gay! All i wanted was some cute boy to penetrate my orifices with his delicious throbbing cock, and some faggots on tumblr are like: "oh wow u came out #sobrave" and i'm like bruh i'm no homo i'm not a fag i just want some of that dick bruh u know what i'm sayin

What? You think i'm a motherfucking troll? Seriously? Me? Kid, you can't be so fucking dumb. I'm serious. What on earth has the dumb mind of thinking that of ME? I, for one, fuck more bitches that you blink in a fucking lifetime. Yes, I am the tough guy on the fucking internet, i'm not a basement dweller that spents his whole day in his computer. I'm the type of guy that ACTS. I run 100 miles every single motherfucking day. I work out for 169 hours a week. You cant even understand kid, but there's someone here that are a member of the fucking motherfucking russian mafia. Don't you guessed it already? Yeah, that's ME. And if you try to talk shit to me, or any of the members of the mafia, you're going to have bad consequences. Huh? You're sorry? Bitch please, if I had never told you this shit you were going to type another shitpost. You and your little friends are all dumb. I am the guy who gets money to fuck bitches. You? You are a loser. You spend all your fucking time on your little nerdy computer. I am just doing my work; protecting my d33p w3b of little normies like you. Come on man, you don't have to cry. Just stare at my 70 pound biceps while I walk with my side bitch. Next time, think about this consequence. Alas, you are a little tough. Talking shit to a motherfucking mafia member ain't that easy. But if you reply to this shit, i'm going to wipe your will to live in this world, because this world is MINE. Do you hear me? MINE. Yes, I run the streets, the industries, EVERYTHING. Are you scared? Are you afraid? Haha, just don't talk shit to any other person and you will be fine kid.

America doesn't need a ban on guns. It needs gun safety classes. Many people I've talked to don't understand how to fight off an attacker with a semi automatic handgun. The best way is to grab the top as hard as you can to prevent it from cycling and ejecting the empty casing. This will buy you time and you'll only be shot once at most since the bad guy has to rack the slide to shoot you again. This is the kind of information that saves lives and should be taught in schools.

As I said, the erosion of human and civil rights is not progressive, it is the antithesis.
The term, like feminism, has been co-opted by people who could more accurately be described as authoritarians, fascists or Stalinists and want to capitalize on the good will formerly associated with those terms.

Hey my grandmother died at around 61 and my grandfather is 81 now so yeah not all women live longer than men. It just kinda pisses me off that you decided to categorize every women that they live longer. I mean you don't know that now do you. What if a woman have cancer and she have about just a few months to live? I'm just saying. Oh and I support feminism cause hey, suppressed women exists too okay.

Look, nobody isn't taking your guns away. The logic behind gun restriction laws is meant to make it really hard for people with mental problems to own a weapon with which he could harm or kill dozens of people within minutes. The fastest of those weapons he shows had a magazine for 6 bullets, not magazine with 30. That's the whole point.

Take away the dangerous ones like assault rifles etc., allow them only in designated shooting areas like shooting range and establish a regulation laws which will include mandatory annual psychological tests, also include training for the safety. You think liberals want to take all the guns? No. We just want the regulation to not be afraid going to school. To not be afraid to walk on the street. To not be afraid when we reach to the pocket for a wallet and get shot by an "afraid cop"

The first two real sentences made me stop reading. You truly don't understand what's being talked about, which is astonishing because I've been repeating myself a lot thinking that if you kept reading what I was writing you would start to comprehend. I was very wrong.

I sincerely hope you've been trolling, or are really baked like I was and am about to be again.

well then you better stop calling yourself a progressive because you are fucking yourself.

You're going to go on to live a happy life, you will settle down, get married and have two beautiful children. You will see countless wonders in your life and they'll be the pride of your life. You'll look back in old age and feel nothing but happiness about the life you lived. Right there, as you pass on from this world, I my face will gaze down upon you with an inhuman hatred. You will quake in fear as the world around you erodes into nothing, leaving you stranded in a dark abyss. Sudden, a blinding light: You are back playing this match of Overwatch. Decades of your life will have been undone and all that happiness will never be reclaimed. As you are filled with this horrifying revelation I will then say: "don't do it again."

You know, people look at the internet and see everyone talking about harambe and some just don't understand... Why does everyone love this gorilla? No one knew who he was before he was brutally murdered. You know why I loved harambe so much and I still do to this day? Let me tell you.

I live near the Cincinnati zoo and i've gone there many, many times. The first time I could remember going was when I was a wee lad, about the age of 5. We arrived at the zoo and saw some animals, many creatures. Snakes, Sloths, Birds, Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants etc. Then we saw him... the gorilla, harambe. As a little kid I remember gazing on him and thinking "wow, look at that gorilla... he's beautiful.". And then he turned around and faced me... and that's when I saw it... his giant, mega sized big black helmet. I was breathless... I desired it. I needed it.

Skip forward a year, I am now 6 and we go back to the zoo. All day i'm yelling at my family to hurry up cause I want to see harambe. They didn't quite understand why I wanted to see him so bad but I knew they just wouldn't understand, so I wouldn't tell them. It was around 4:00 PM and the sun was beating down on us, it was so hot. We finally reached harambes home and I was just staring at him. He looked at me and I was so happy... then something crazy happened... his giant big black helmet got bigger and harder, it was amazing. I couldn't believe my eyes and what I was witnessing. I started to drool and I didn't understand why, but when he looked at me I knew we connected somehow.

I am now 11 and we visited the zoo again and we eventually got to the exhibit and I just couldn't wait to see him and his big black helmet. I saw him and he saw me, we glanced at each other once more and there it started to grow. He ran towards me but hit the glass, then he started to try and sensationally touch the wall, thinking of me. I was honored. I couldn't believe I had been so lucky to have harambe love me and desire me. I wanted to pleasure him, but I didn't know how.

I never saw harambe after that day, but I thought about him every night. And then it happened. That black night owl kid did what I wish I could have... jumped into his cage. I can only imagine what that kid experienced and how happy he was.

What happened next.... I can't even type without crying.

harambe was playing with the child and having a good time, but because of the kids black fatass mother they opened fire on harambae! WHY?! harambe DID NOTHING WRONG! harambe was then protecting the child from the gunshots! Harambe died saving the childs life! They killed the love of my life, my idol, my everything...

harambe was so attractive and had the nicest helmet, I only wish I saw him more...

I miss him so much. Out of respect for what he did for me, and what he showed me when I was 5.... dicks out for harambe

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there really isn't. even astronauts do not film reentry into atmosphere. why is this? think about it. why not? why don't they film exit and reentry from earth?

and how can the rover transmit images from mars in real time? the technology magically works with no problems 33 million miles away?

mars is apparently 33 MILLION miles away.

do you fathom that?

we perfected technology that can work on mars on the first try? how did they test is?

its absurd. they landed a rover on mars 33 million miles away in real time? think about this. really. think.

I hate black people. Why do people keep saying that I'm racist? Racist means believing that one race is superior to another. I don't think black people are inferior, I just hate those fucking monkey niggers. They're violent criminals and should be exterminated. But just because I think that, doesn't make me racist, because I don't think they're inferior. Also I like mexicans, so that makes me even less racist. And no, I don't support Donald Trump, stop asking.

So yesterday I was at my cousin’s house and he said he had to show me something important. We went to his room so he could show me and I waited while he looked for it in his closet. He showed me his old underwear and whispered proudly, “When you’re older, give this to your son.” He threw it at me and ran away.

Then, waking up this morning I walked out of my bedroom as normal and headed for the bathroom, I removed my boxers and stood on the toilet seat to let my 43 inch mega hammer of a penis slap into the toilet bowl then spray powerful jets of warm yellow electrojuice everywhere. Once I had wrapped my penis around my leg and sheathed the great beast I went downstairs for breakfast.

Grabbing the wheatabix from the cupboard I noticed something strange, on the cardboard box, instead of the wheaty breakfast snack there was instead a picture of a bear. I was sure it was normal wheatabix that morning, but I put a few pieces of wheatabix in a bowl and went about my breakfast as normal. When I poured milk on the wheatabix though, something incredible happened. The wheatbix grew in to bears, full grown bears!

I felt increasingly intimidated by the wheatabears, until the largest bear squared up to me and said ‘You have freed us from our wheaty prison, we are forever grateful to you’ the bears then disappeared magically in to a mist. Extremely bewildered and hungry I jumped up on to my elephant and rode to work (Oh yeah, I have an elephant, get on my level ******)

At work I noticed a new woman, she was beautiful. Her gorgeous blonde hair and green eyes deeper than the most penetrative Jenna Haze anal video you could imagine, were only matched by her gigantic nipples hanging out of her shirt, more akin to an elephant’s trunk than to juicy milk cannons. She walked up to me, gently took me by the hand and whispered in my ear… ‘You want I make banana cry?’

Smiling, I leaned back and muttered a few simple words ‘Karah Coo Chakala’ I rammed my fist through her stomach, watching her breakfast of cornflakes (Which hadn’t turned in to animals, lucky *****) fly across the room and hit the disabled security guard in the colostomy bag. I mustered an eighteen hit combo to the face and flung her across the room. She stood up smiling, wiping blood from her pendulous nipples and screamed in a shrill tone ‘BANANA CRY NOW’ she transformed in to a giraffe and began wrapping her huge yellow and brown neck around me, that ****.

Knowing I couldn’t escape from her clutches I did the only thing I could, I let loose my secret weapon. I unfastened my belt and let my divine rod of justice flop from my pants, I used my incredible cock muscle to wrap my slappy wing wong around the giraffe monster’s neck and began choking her back.

Before I could taste victory she morphed again, this time in to the form of a downs syndrome child, I couldn’t hit her now, the devious *****, I knew I would get a court case if I hit a spastic. She stood and laughed at me, pulling out an ivory gun and pointing it at my face ‘YOU WANT I MAKE POTATO CRY’ the little spazzy boom bazzy spluttered out, an entire corn on the cop flying out of her fat disgusting retard mouth, hitting me in the eye. Suddenly a huge growl could be heard from behind her.

A group of bears appeared in a mist, ripping the Downy to shreds in front of me, **** and spaghetti flying all over the room. Nearby women cried and shoved tampons inside their vaginas to handle the internal vaginal haemorrhaging the sight was causing, I leant back in my office chair and watched hardcore midget porn, whilst just thinking to myself… while just thinking…

Nah, banana don’t cry today, *****.