Message from @Officer Schweizer

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2018-09-16 12:04:07 UTC  

As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You’re welcome gentlemen Edit: As I soar through the cosmos I meld with the galactic entities around me and become one with the fabric of space and time. As my consciousness fuses with the entirety of reality into a singularity, I emerge as a God, omnipresent and omnipotent. I utter these scared words: "u mom gay”

2018-09-16 12:04:14 UTC  

I saw Sam Hyde at a gas station in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen goober boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any russian electoral infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "Fuck Tim Heidecker" really loudly.

2018-09-16 12:04:23 UTC  

Nigger women are the more dangerous of the species. They also happen to be stupid, poor, ugly, and smelly, but most of all, they are fat obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, nigras, sheboons or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public, at ridiculous volumes. Nigger women, when challenged, show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to "handle yo ass." They are considered to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entirety of the animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will instead mate with other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (which is where AIDS come from. Both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes, at least until the superiorly built Human Race arrived). Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused by the colour and stench of severe diarrhea.

2018-09-16 12:04:38 UTC  

The Jew loves money; their entire culture revolves around their lust for power, and their greed for control and worldly possessions. But two major superpowers, the Nazis and the soviets wanted to further a goal greater than themselves. Stalin was inherently a problem for the Jew, because he often removed those who he deemed attempting to undermine the revolution he had engineered, which meant that the Jew and their greed and lust for power would quickly give them a one way ticket to the death camp with no return. Hitler was even harder, for the Jew would be an enemy to him merely for existing. There were no "death camps".

2018-09-16 12:04:39 UTC  

That was a Jewish invention to make it seem that the Jewish people were horribly tortured and shown injustice before being killed. There was no gas. The Jews were gunned down in the streets like the animals they are. End of story. But even with the differing ideas and goals of the soviets and the German people, they were still both a threat to the Jew. By driving them against one another, they could cause the confusion needed to remove both as threats. The Jews had steadily grown their control over the United States, and by that point, they had implemented puppet politicians to carry out their goals. They would use their control over the United States to remove the German people from the board as a threat to their ambitions. The disorder caused by the Jew and their interference meant that the soviets would believe siding with the west and their Jewry to be the choice of reason, given that the Jews had disguised their connection to the west. Through this, they could eradicate the German state, and use the soviets and the Americans to do it.
It was a simple affair in hindsight, to take control of Europe using their European and new western puppets. by installing an agent in the soviet union and waiting for age to take its toll upon Stalin, they could replace him with a leader of their own, and engineer the "cold war", a conflict that they would instigate and control both sides of in their attempt to engineer the events necessary to remove the soviet union from the playing board as a threat of any capacity, and allow America to reign supreme in international politics and in military power, while using America as a tool to further their Zionist agenda. An agenda that would give them the means to create a Zionist state: ISRAEL.

2018-09-16 12:04:46 UTC  

The Jews viewed themselves as the chosen people, most likely a result of their greed and arrogance; they viewed themselves not inferior, but ABOVE humanity. With Europe and their false regimes installed, Asia and the false communists, and the west with America, the only major area that they didn't control that was worth controlling was the Middle East; oil rich and perfect for furthering their Jewish agenda and profit. Controlling the Middle East was imperative to the Jew for two reasons: the aforementioned oil that, if in the control of Jewish hands would be beneficial in a multitude of ways, but also the previously mentioned false view of the Jew regarding themselves. The Jew views himself as above the human, not inferior. They view themselves as the chosen people, of their paganistic gods. They view the Middle East as the state that the Jew is entitled to.(edited)
Let us go back slightly, to when the Jew waged a false war between two of its puppet states.

2018-09-16 12:04:46 UTC  

What benefit could this puppet war give to the Jew, when they could use their control to covertly end the Soviet Union after Stalin was not a threat. Simple. Money. By waging a war on both fronts, they could funnel resources, physical and financial into their own hands from both sides, considerable resources considering the circumstances. Properly controlled perpetual war allows the person who has the most to benefit from such a conflict to funnel resources into their own possession. By controlling it so it never ends, but properly justifying the continuation of the war, some of the most successful Jews have prospered. This art of perpetual war would be applied in the next endeavor of the Jew, their endeavor for the Middle East. The Jew would create puppet organizations in these oil rich areas, such as the so called "Taliban", "AL QUEDA" and "ISIS". These organizations are proxies by which the Jew pretends that there are many who wish to wage war against them, which allows the Jew to amass the political support necessary to actually control the areas they desire. They can use these organizations as proxies to also remove threats in their way that need to be quickly blamed on an easy to blame group, case in point, "9/11", a controlled demolition of a building in New York City. This could be used to justify a "war on terror" which would allow the Jew puppets in the west to have an excuse to stop the Jewish terrorist organizations.

2018-09-16 12:04:52 UTC  

Being a liberal man myself, I'm sure DICE did all the proper fact checking and found concrete evidence to support that every allied sniper on the British side was in fact an Asian woman, England has always been known for their large population of sharp eyed Asian women. As for these complaints about diversity in general, I say we are marching towards a bright future of inclusivity my friends. It warms my heart to see women taking up arms in the greatest conflict this world has ever seen, and in fact I don't think it goes far enough, I say the next installment goes a little bit further. Why stop at gender? I wont be satisfied until everyone is included in this franchise, and I'll know we live in this progressive society. When I can lob grenades at fascist children, I'll know that I live in a world that recognizes that everyone has the same worth. When I can stab a communist transvestite on the frozen grounds of Stalingrad, I'll know that I live in a beautiful progressive society that could only have been dreamt of a couple of years ago.
I'm gonna start this march forward by requesting patch in wheelchair bound retirees, because nothing says a quality of opportunity by clearing a room of Nazi paraplegics with a fucking hand grenade.

2018-09-16 12:04:52 UTC  

I feel like white men have had the spotlight for too long, the next battlefield shouldn't feature a white man at all. I just feel like it should feature a myriad of cast of socially oppressed, economically disadvantaged people from only the most marginalized groups. I wanna see muscular dystrophy paratroopers, I wanna see down syndrome tank divisions, I wanna see gay fighter pilots, I wanna see women shock troopers and I wanna see morbidly obese marines. I want it to be an all out death match of only the most oppressed individuals we can find, for a qualities sake. I think its high time that they got their moment in the spotlight, I say we rid ourselves of this nasty notion that only white men can die on the beaches of Normandy holding their entrails in and crying for their mothers as they take their last breath. I say everybody else should get in on the action too, there's enough glory to go around for all of us.

2018-09-16 12:04:56 UTC  

Putting jokes aside but whoever drew this strip is a fucking brainlet and probably got his information and understanding of the world from meme youtubers who cherry-pick subjects when deconstructing and analyzing them.

The lead up from the first three panels to the last panel where she is fucked is not cohesive as there are no mutual bond between the subject (blue-haired girl) and her surroundings. This is especially in the third panel when the black silhouette spouting those sexist remarks towards her, effectively submitting her status towards something degrading. The artist impression of the subject being annoyed could not be seen as a parody as the unraveling of the next panel shows that she is indeed enjoying being degraded.

2018-09-16 12:04:58 UTC  

One might ask, is the artist wrong at this point as someone who enjoys being in such position yet gets frustrated with her environment treating her similarly, one important point of all human interaction is the concept of consent. Consent is not limited towards sexual acts but in everyday life too. You ask permission to borrow something or even to use the toilet of a diner, those are consents. Between the subject and her partner, there is a mutual trust and agreement between the two parties, the subject agreed to a kinky play where she is treated in a submissive role, degraded and objectify, but this sexual play is only fantasy roleplaying that happens between the parties. Usually a “safe word” is agreed between the two and this allows any of the party to stop what they are doing, this is important especially those who are in the submissive role.

Adding to this, in the world of the dominance and submission roleplaying, an uneducated plebian might see the dominant role as the power role where the person could lash out “punishments” towards the submissive participant. However this isn’t the case as it is the submissive role that has the upper-hand. To understand this form of roleplaying, assuming only two subjects, one acting as the master (dominance) and the slave (submission) with their roles fixed, the slave is the one that holds the most power. The power comprise from the fact that the slave has the key (figuratively) to stop the act at anytime due to “safe word” (consent), the master’s power only exist when the person has someone to “punish”, with the slave being able to stop the play anytime, the final decision is always the slave. This outcome also means that the slave controls the flow of the “punishments”, since if the master goes too hard, the slave can stop the act(s) at any time.

2018-09-16 12:05:01 UTC  

Going back to this 4 panel strip, other than the fact that the artist is sexist and ignorant towards roleplaying, the blue-haired girl in the last panel is in fact the one that is holding power, however there is no agreement between her and her surrounding, this is especially true in the third panel where if that person would have the courage to walk up to her and consent, that person could call her all kinds of nasty remarks. One can assume that since the text of the strip is from the artist’s thoughts put on paper, one can see the ideas of the artist and how blantantly stupid that person is, probably projecting as either one of the characters in it, but its obvous the artist won’t approach any women since only an incel would make something like this.

is the gayest little shit on the planet. There is nothing inherently cute or funny about him that looks like a dog. It's creepy. he is on the lowest rung of the hobbyist totem pole. What a bizarre and cruel way to spend his time. he sickens me. How dare he engage in borderline bestiality. What kind of curveball is that? Just because he looks like a dog doesn't make him OK. Those who identify as an animal are even crazier. Fuck that guy. I didn't climb to the top of the animal kingdom just to watch my species act like genetic peasants. Do you think there are dogs who think they are humans? Those dogs would be shot on sight.

2018-09-16 12:05:05 UTC  

Don't take it personally, fam; You just strike me as a braindead conspiracy theorist autist that has nothing intriguing going on in his life and has to speculate on hypotheticals to get a half-chub in the morning like a slack jawed drooling brainlet. I don't want to come off as abrasive, friend, So you have my apologies for rubbing you the wrong way, Just please-- In future, Try your best not to be a thoughtless mouthpiece for clickbait twitter accounts? It's very unbecoming of a woke ass nigga

I just don't have tolerance for mini-minds, tbh. This is the marketplace of ideas. If your product is unpalatable, I'm the soccer-mom nigga that always leaves a mean review on yelp.

2018-09-16 12:05:07 UTC  

k thats all

2018-09-16 12:05:34 UTC  

here's the file

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484793940655079461/490855764865449985/Uber_pasta.txt

2018-09-16 12:07:50 UTC  

2018-09-19 03:19:38 UTC  

I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! It's got hot blood, going through it fast. ..I like to fight too! I like to eat! I like to have children! ..I'm here! I've got a life force! This is a human, this is what we look like! This is what we act like! This what everybody was like before us. This is what I am, I'm a throwback. I'm here! I've got the fire of human liberty! I'm setting fires everywhere! And humans are turning on everywhere!

2018-09-19 04:07:42 UTC  

@Alex Jones I need more alex pastas

2018-09-19 04:07:58 UTC  

I have them

2018-09-19 04:08:04 UTC  

Maybe post

2018-10-04 05:12:28 UTC  

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2018-10-11 02:33:42 UTC  

Does anyone else think about sucking those nice round milkers? I mean so what if she's 33% black. I wanna bleach her mutt pussy with my Aryan seed. I mean who could resist those nice dinner plate nipples. I just wanna bury my face in them and bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp you know? They're just so perfectly porportional to her massive milkers. I just can't resist the thought of putting some clotheshangers on them. I wanna watch them perk up when I put an ice cube on them. Grab them and play with them like an Xbox controller. Mmmmmmm

2018-10-25 17:32:33 UTC  

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