I should be out trolling people telling them to buy apple stock

"buy the dip"

the stockman has arrived

good deal

O WISE STOCK MAN

like wtf

reliable company

ok bro

why is youtube doing this

Stock niggas be like

stocks fall tomorrow bro!!!!

i wonder what else they do

Buy low sell high

its gonna be the end bro!!!!!

trust me like you did the last 495748 times

Q3 returns today after the bell

@reef_reads what if i'm always high?

lmao i kicked out some hobo today and he was like grr i'm not american i'm jewish and i laughed i'm like are u calling me a nazi

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@Shakti Oy Vey

"why can't you be jewish and american?"

WOAH DIP = GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0!!!!

Never said tomorrow not once

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he was incoherent babbling

it was funny though i kept trying to press him on his insecurity

"is trump a nazi is that why you said you cant be a jewish american???

I've been saying for the past six months between 2nd and 4th week of october

"bla bla hobo babble"

He probably got out shekel'd

shakti

That's why he's salty

are you sure your not a hobo

i'm currently inside a house

ok shakti

not your own house

the squatter

yes

and also the owners don't know

I pay rent for my room