im a bit salty though

spent too much time with those frog fuckers

although the concierge at my hotel congratulated the fuck out of me when I asked where the bathroom was in French

said it was perfect

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un verre de l'eau

did they tell you taht

or did they tell you

Yea

"un verre?de l'eau?"

like with a punctation

Pretty much the first one, not separated like that

ah

skin color of the barrista?

Blacker than me

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she was at 90% just mocking you if it was a woman

was it a woman?

Yes

obv

blonde?

she was black no she wasn't blonde you mong

ah she was black kek

My French teacher was from Paris, she was a bitch

obv a bitch

and yes

parisians are just

NGRHH

I tried cocaine in the back of her class because she's a blind old fuck

ok

california i guess

it happens

most people seemed nice but maybe that's cuz I couldn't pick up on French-language sarcasm

I've learned French from a Quebeqois, Parisian, and a lady from Nice

did she make a funny accent?

The Nice teacher was the best at teaching French

because we always make shitty accents when imitating other countries lol

Nah it seemed normal

but if she mocked you yeah you should have beat her ass

fucking whore

Based