Wonder what he's got down there

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Probably snakes nailed to walls like the Vietnamese

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As long as he's not putting them in his soup

Imagine if the virus already has spread everywhere and it's only just now that people are showing symptoms

Meaning everyone is infected but we're on borrowed time

Plague Inc. style

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oh shit that is how that goes

it's possible but I'm staying positive in that it's unlikely

I highly doubt that's the case already

But God

The thought

I like how every CDC public service announcement that says how to reduce the spread of the disease is like

>wash your hands

>don't eat food you found on the sidewalk

>wipe after you shit

You want to know exactly what that kind of advice feels like?

It feels like the CEDA posters from Left 4 Dead

Like simple shit that clearly wasn't going to help anyone

Exactly

I guess people are dumb enough to have to be told to wash their hands and not rub their hands on their face constantly

Because I'm one of them lmao

I know, fuck <:kek:673429914447249428> same

at least for the latter

I wash my hands pretty religiously

I can't stop stroking my chin

when I was in like 8th grade I did it so much that my hands were raw for like a month

oof

I don't really do much in the first place to warrant washing my hands

I mean when I touch shit I'll wash but usually I don't touch shit

Yeah exactly

You ever in a public bathroom and see

>nigga pee pee
>flush
>walks out

A couple of times

and you just stand there like
...oh

Usually when they don't notice I'm there

Once I went to a bathroom in New Mexico and there was blood all over the floors and someone had broken the mirror

<:really:673419076969824256> what the fuck

That's the kind of sanitation I expect to see maintained