My ex was an evangelical and boy was that something, a lady was preaching the bible, now that was silly

>Mormons

oh no

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This nibba bringing the mormons in

just beat the woman up

Ohio will be eliminated

thats what jesus would have wanted

From what I understand Jesus was patient but didn't fuck around

Jesus was flawless and had infinite patience but was happy to show his anger when needed.

Such as the fruit tree and the money changers

I like the weird stories the saints have

Well we believe in confessions so that we can absolve ourself from sin, since most, myself included, fall into sin and temptation therefore we confess our sins to once more be pure of heart

>saints
Shiggy

I have a nun fetish

kek

is that bad

Saints are pretty based

Yeah that's bad

It's a corruption fetish

It's hot but very demonic

I mean so is feet

Confession to God is good and needed but in no way is your sin forgiven

>feet is a corruption fetish

What

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Saints are based but some Catholics elevate them to the same level as Jesus
which is cringe

Its the most corrupt fetish

nuns?

or rape

No, feets

Nobody mentioned rape

yeah ikr

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oh shit my bad

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Folrick is a rapist confirmed