I've heard Russian Orthodoxy is as pure as you can get

But I respect them

Or are you, God I'm gonna puke, a protestant?

My mom was baptist but I think she's israel now

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<:really:673419076969824256> Israel?

Have you guys heard of the dead sea scrolls

I am just a follow of Jesus no more no less. Yes.

lol

>ywn be Israel

dead sea scrolls was made by jews

Well I can't speak for my other peers but I do my best to follow the gospel

I really think that Q and all that shit is a CIA/Mossad joint psyop

You're doing better than me @Mr. Verboten

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Why do catholics believe in confession and absolvement of sin from human elements

cause sex

"Discovering" the Dead Sea Scrolls would be like if we "discovered" the new testament to the Quran

Nobody would buy that shit

But *we* did

the mormon bible

My ex was an evangelical and boy was that something, a lady was preaching the bible, now that was silly

>Mormons

oh no

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This nibba bringing the mormons in

just beat the woman up

Ohio will be eliminated

thats what jesus would have wanted

From what I understand Jesus was patient but didn't fuck around

Jesus was flawless and had infinite patience but was happy to show his anger when needed.

Such as the fruit tree and the money changers

I like the weird stories the saints have

Well we believe in confessions so that we can absolve ourself from sin, since most, myself included, fall into sin and temptation therefore we confess our sins to once more be pure of heart

>saints
Shiggy

I have a nun fetish

kek

is that bad