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nah I wouldnt rape anyone that is unsanitary

when shtf

he might get the super aids

Ameno

Everyone knows you can only heaven if you suislide

I will just capture them and trade them for goods

Isn't it actually illegal to kill yourself

like a chad

Somebody has to kill you for you to go to heaven

@Ann Hiro yes lol

Yea

death penalty for suicide attempt

Guys when the boog happens I can finally kill myself

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What are you smoking

when shtf gonna use my night visons goggles

and chill out

and take what I need

I guess I'll go straight to hell but that's okay because I've been collecting souls for a while now so I think I can barter my way into the upper rings with the philosophers of old

I'm gonna finally fuck a plant

yoo the piranha plants looking thick

plants do be tempting tho

People dont think it be like it is, but it do

I mean if you kill yourself but you live a pretty good life I think your soul could be redeemed

Is this the power of catholics

But I'm not God, just a follower of his

You will have to explain why you suicided to God

Allah is one true god.

I used to think of it as a point system where if you do enough good deeds you'd be okay if you did some stupid shit but roman catholicism is way too lenient and has been warped by conquerors

I’m just gonna chill in a bunker

Suislides make virgin

Imagine not being catholic

also you don't explain it to God you explain it to St. Peter iirc

Isn't he the gatekeeper?

All of this has made me very sad

Fuck

Our power is basically forgiveness

That's my bad, man

I didn't want the /x/ discussion to turn into a religion thing but I had a feeling it would

I encourage you to read the gospels of John and Matthew if you are interested in Christianity. Jesus is the direct link to heaven we get so I trust in what he explicitly says and nothing else.