smite me?

yea right

lmaoo

jesus is the bread

Toast

I shidded too hard and God made my blood clot in my brain

Give me 1 (one) scientific proof of why life should, and how it exists.

True

Unrelated:
A customer of mine just came back for a receipt, and he had like a 2-inch deep rotting burn or some shit on the base of his index finger

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mmm

yum

I just like seeing how it transitioned from Old Testament to new

nice

Also I seriously think that some divine entity got pissed at me for taunting it for so many years and asking for me to get T-boned so it decided to put me into a head on collision with an 18 wheeler

via con Dios

just bad luck bro

The Lord works on mysterious ways

Probably

don't blame your imaginary friend

Blame your shit driving

I wasn't driving lmao

Reminder that Jesus disliked giving direct signs when commanded, because he knew they would never be satisfied.

The details don't really matter, what matters is what I took away from that experience

It pushed me into not being a NEET

God wont save you in the b00g. Only knives.

Yeah

God isn't going to help you

I like Catholic church services because they're quieter than Protestant ones and the music is nice, but I prefer Protestantism's focus on scripture. The people who practice each are another story sometimes but that's my experience

He's going to watch you suffer

Btw @itstooslim did you make the Ameno dog cause of the discussion?

And he's probably going to get excited when you die

That's okay with me

God will guide you during the Boog

@Mr. Verboten yes

how do people still believe in god in 2020 wtf are we still retarded????

Nice

Yeah? @Bonerad

Dunno what you expect considering the world right now

you can pray to god to save you or you can do it yourself

one will get results