^

i saw an orange flash in my window and keep hearing thuds

*fudds

and just now a car beeping after it locks

yep your getting raided

fucking gangstalkers hitting me with DEW

DDoS their vehicle with booleta

Activate the Roomba

>mom found the assault roomba

release the hounds....

The doomba

Oh god

it's coming

Which one will take down the Fed? Leave your votes below

for me it’s mister mittens

Murder robots need to fuel themselves using biological matter, so when they kill someone they just eat them and dispose of the evidence while also fueling themselves for more murder

I'll take ol' six blades

it reminds me of those old robot wars robots

tree felling machine that runs off of wood gas

h- haha

if only

it doesn’t produce anything it just tears down trees

fuck the environment

imagine that

MY ECOFASH

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Big fucking roombas

That’s my ideology

furnace powered robot that fells and strips trees and uses the strippings to fuel itself

im gonna be rich

This is starting to sound like a factorio game gone awry

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gay assault roomba

I think those just got legalized as self defense weapons in California

replace that with heroin and you’ve got a deal

WAIT NO

A ROOMBA WITH A CARROT ON A STICK ATTACHED TO THE FRONT OF IT

I changed my name

pozz my neghole roomba daddy