fuck

it's a very interesting sequence for me I think. As weird as it sounds
>parkland shooting got me interested in politics (unfortunately)
>politics got me into guns
>too young for cool guns in my cucked state
>YouTube recommends prepper videos
>wa la

Jesus. This is like a prepper kindergarden

I'm your host, Milkshake

I am a zoomer

I bring you boys to the yard.

Somehow I got interested in prepping when I was like 10. I think it was the zombie survival guide by max brooks. Been hooked on real shit ever sense

my parents were always freaking out since 2011 and it took me a while to get to where they were
I always perceived it as hoarding but it's not really hoarding as much as it is just immensely disorganized. Which I've started doing since they can't be fucked to. When Epstein died is when a switch got flipped in my brain and now here we are

how fucking old are you prepubescent cunts?

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imagine not having an autistically organized pantry with a matching Excel spreadsheet

“OPSEC purist”

I'm the youngest person here, I'm sure, at seventeen

@UncleDrMrBaby no one here should be under 18 <:apusalt:673419498354638873> except for maybe one or two early members that came before it was a rule

yes like Happy

>just now realize that was my grandpas name

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I'm 20
soon I'll be 21 <:zergface:679501834821697542>

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very soon

I’m old enough that I don’t talk in emoji/meme

superzoomer

perish, boomer

NO, your logic is flawed.

He's superzoom

big brain

Generation Alpha

Too old he thinks emojis aren't cool anymore, too young to meme

Emojis and memes are good, I just don’t talk with them

A rare new breed of boomzoom

Ive always wondered if doomers are millinals/gen x'ers since most are wage cucks.

Well most preppers are middle aged people that want the world to end because they think it’s better than what they have... even if they say they don’t want it

"iGen"

That's disgusting

Gen Z at least sounds like zombies are coming, that's cooler

And more accurate

GeNeRaTiOnnNNNNNEXT!

>xennials
What the fuck? You're Gen X shut the fuck up

I 'member those bepis commercials.

GeNeRaTiOnnNNNNNEXT!