Anon redpills his aunt

No she's already Terry Davis tier

kek

Just a massive boomer so internet mythos is out of her grasp

Ahh gotcha

does she prep

Yeah

based

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I came in here earlier and said she told me the coronavirus was just the result of 5G

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Do they even have 5G in China yet

I think Huawei was supposed to install 5G in Canada

Not sure if the Chinese were already fucking with it

5G making individuals sick I can see

5G making a virus is another story

That seems outlandish

She was saying that they were weaponizing it or something

My dad talks about 5g

I think it's just stupid

Then I got into a theological argument with her about whether or not we should just forsake all hope on the earth because god is just gonna take care of it

Apparently hubei has 5g

She kept trying to blackpill me but I think that's just because she's old

**Numbers 35:33**
You shall not pollute the land in which you live, for blood pollutes the land, and no atonement can be made for the land for the blood that is shed in it, except by the blood of the one who shed it.

Shockingly easy to work in hyperboreans, hollow earth and the unabomber

Hollow earth <:brainlet:673420779832213514>
Donut earth <:bigbrain:673420780419284992>
Waifu earth <:zergmaxviolence:679502193992531980>

>tfw have to commit horrid sin to rid the planet of the ones who wish to do it greater harm

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I was going to hell anyway

She got really adamant that earth wasn't allowed to stray from the spiritual path and that it's not allowed to be a sovereign entity

I don't understand

I think schizophrenia runs in my family

But nobody has been to an evaluation ever other than a color therapist once

Shid

I hope she tries to install templeOS and uses it unironically to divine the words of spirits

Really tried to sell her on the Terry Davis was a genius theologian aspect

Also that schizophrenia is a made up term used by the CIA to silence free thought

She seemed to agree on that one

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Sane people: "FEMA will take care of us"
Schizos: "We have to prepare for the end on our own and also birds aren't real"

Ohh fuck I forgot about birds aren't real