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I can make the hike, and I have duffel bags

>his bugout location isn't a Walmart

NGMI

>tfw Walmart is going to be repurposed as FEMA detention centers

>they took my spot

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I used to be a wagies at a Walmart, you'd get shit worse than corona staying there

I was sick more often than healthy even though I was overdosing vitamin c

The fuck

Got all these slurs showing up with their diseases running their grimey hands on the counters while they buy medicine

They make you lick those floors clean, get back to work janny boy

Was it in China or something? Mine ain't like that (currently wagie there)

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You ever work in otc?

That's when it was that bad for me

Ahhh I'm in electronics

I think part of it was the overnight too

Electronics seems cushy

I'd get sick a lot anyway, but otc was hell

That's when I quit too

Imagine working at the walmart dmv

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Went over my 5 days off because I couldn't even sit up, let alone get out of bed. Just decided I was done after that

Didn't even answer their calls

Were they going to make you go back

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I've never wagecucked like that before

Probably

I don't know what they'd expect of you

Electronics is probably the easiest department to work in
that or sporting goods

If you're not on overnights you should move to it

I bet sporting goods would suck if you actually knew a thing or two about the guns there

Nobody is in the store and after you're on long enough they don't notice you slacking

And having to deal with the boomers trying to tell you better

today was the busiest day we've had since Christmas though
tax returns dropped today so everyone and their mother had to come in and buy 3 TVs and an iPhone

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@Medi I was gonna work CAP team overnight but I would have never slept because I have day classes

Lol I spent my tax return on prep supplies

Yeah I imagine class would interfere with that

I used to work in a gun store and the amount of fudds that'd come through thinking they were hot shit was astounding. I'd probably kill myself if I had to work sporting goods at a walmart or academy