there was a period where I had a gold pass for six flags

and I'd laugh at the fast pass cucks

supposed to be on vacation and you can't even decide what to do

>rollercuck
woooh yeah g forces

rollercoasters are lit

specifically American Eagle

that shit literally pops off the rails

you can hear the wood screaming in pain

I'm still amazed it hasn't been torn down or collapsed of its own volition

no line either cause beta cucks don't even know it exists

>rollercuckster has suicidal ideations

Color me surprised <:smug:676905802837262336>

my ideation is surviving the collapse and suing six flags for enough money to retire

For me? It’s sneaking into the underground tunnels and skipping half of the line through them <:smug:676905802837262336>

don't you still have to cut into the line at some point?

Wat

>cut halfway into line

>still have to get between two people

I’m not fat

>Disneycucks just let you in

I'm sayong nobody says "fuck off, I was here first"

If I come out of the tunnels they have no choice but to assume I’m an employee

an employee just getting in line for the ride

I'd be extra confident telling a wagie to fuck off

It’s uh... policy to not skip through the entire line <:smug:676905802837262336>

the disnirgin spot giver vs the six chad line defender

Name one person that still goes to six flags

name one person that still goes to Disney World

Me

wow one person

probably have to just pretend you're cutting in line cause there's no one there

have to turn the ride on for yourself too

Hmmm <:smug:676905802837262336>

what did he mean by this bros?

>he’s not pinkpilled

<:smug:676905802837262336> ngmi

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it's a lie

damage control by the CDC

corona in NY state