Im sick

Burping and shidding

That’s not sickness

Uh

Ye it is

Am tired af

Nauseous

And wet shit

Constant stomach pain

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Welcome, @Master 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐝 😎! <#673099578127679488> <#673087910131662859>

hello!

the whole of australia is going into chaos

i need help with the best canned food to get

im allergic to coconut <:apusalt:673419498354638873>

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alright

cheers @Val people here are literally destroying stores in order to get fuckin toilet paper

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beanie👏fuckin'👏weanies

yeah, i just re-gassed my air rifle

just in case

Gonna sleep

Or else ill die of pain

Goodbye

Hope ill wake up

ive been eating beans from 2015 and theyre fine

Would tell you stories about ww1 and ww2 cans but too pain now

Fuck

Gn

I've eaten all kinds of expired shit. Worst one was Spam from 2006 that had been in a truck for 10 years.

It tasted like spam.

dude i have eaten bacon and cheese spam from 1995 2 years ago

i was in bed for a week

after that

The oldest vegetable I ever ate was my grandmother when she was in the hospital.

Tasted like sadness.

saggy?

jk

ill get canned salmon