he’s not having respiratory issues

How do you know?

he didn’t mention it

when he listed his symptoms

Exactly

He could be lying

Vomiting and Nausea are one of the first symptoms

Then the cough comes

Then headaches

Then death

@Pepito jokes aside, please go to your doctor asap to get checked

fuck

i wanna be cool like tony soprano

Idk who that is

At least they have le docteur gratis du baguette

of course u don’t nigel

Who is nigel

Australian name

Nooo

That's a Brit name

No one here is called Nigel

Abudulla is more common

Than nigel

Aussies are just spicy Brits

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Nope

We actually have a culture

And have a stance in the world

Unlike the tiny UK

Unironically how does Australia have more of a stance in the world than the UK

not even being facetious

the UK is at least in the United Nations P5

Because we are involved internationally

Australia is like Canada

No one cares about Britain anymore

Yes

Over half of it is uninhabited

That is true

We are close to Canada

Very similar