Once I called a walmart and asked for a .50bmg nerf dart that could penetrate bullet proof glass and I think the guy on the other end was bored so he entertained me for about ten minutes before hanging up

sick

Jej

Tfw only level II kevlar vest

That's better than my fat and ribs

Woo I can stop a single 9mm round goys

Eh true

Better than nothing

I might be able to stop a low speed .22

Yeah at the very least my vest will keep me safe from people plinking at me with .22s lol

Basically bulletproof

A cop near where I live got domed by a .22 and I don't think they ever caught the guy who killed him

God dang really

It was a few years ago

A .22 out of everything

😕

Imagine being alive for 20 or 30 years, getting an education, a job, going through police academy, graduating, serving, and getting killed by a fucking .22

This

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That fucking sucks lmao

Should have been wearing a baseball cap

it's all about shot placement

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it would have been a homerun had the cap been there to deflect it

Is sex allowed during SHTF

depends on if you can test for disease

or how cold the body is

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i have never had sexc

sex*

just realized I'm not stockpiling condoms

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The last time I had sex I fell asleep on the girl and got kicked out

how the fuck

I get sleepy

narcolepsy

Probably this

were you just like
>ah.. ahh... hahh...h...
>I'm.. I'm goNnA
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>zzzzzzzz

I didn't even cum either

I woke up

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