Message from @Mr. Verboten

Discord ID: 685213091432235032


2020-03-05 19:29:18 UTC  

>wanted to get skinwalker patch
>sold out
fucking furries

2020-03-05 19:31:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673081851467792397/685207997550690306/giphy_2.gif

2020-03-05 19:32:07 UTC  

Ok we're safe now

2020-03-05 19:32:14 UTC  

It wont happen

2020-03-05 19:32:22 UTC  

<:really:673419076969824256>

2020-03-05 19:32:26 UTC  

What makes you say that

2020-03-05 19:33:06 UTC  

We do still have like thirteen more hours until all is said and done

2020-03-05 19:33:14 UTC  

Fourteen if you count alaska

2020-03-05 19:33:27 UTC  

Alaska is basically safe anyway

2020-03-05 19:33:32 UTC  

fuckin no man's land

2020-03-05 19:33:32 UTC  

I want to go there

2020-03-05 19:33:37 UTC  

it's cozy there

2020-03-05 19:33:43 UTC  

<:sadcat:673420780977127444>

2020-03-05 19:34:00 UTC  

A lot can happen in thirteen hours, let alone thirty minutes

2020-03-05 19:34:12 UTC  

indeed

2020-03-05 19:40:45 UTC  

<:spurdo:676878273556250699>

2020-03-05 19:51:29 UTC  

I bet the people heading the EU are just having the best time of their lives right now

2020-03-05 19:51:55 UTC  

While they have fun doing that, I'm going to go pop a fatty and finish book

2020-03-05 19:51:56 UTC  

<:smug:676905802837262336>

2020-03-05 19:52:11 UTC  

They be doing damage control

2020-03-05 19:52:27 UTC  

Trying to defend the immigrants

2020-03-05 20:01:28 UTC  

I just took a fat fucking shit

2020-03-05 20:01:54 UTC  

POOP CHECK

2020-03-05 20:01:58 UTC  

<:sniff:673420780586926081>

2020-03-05 20:02:06 UTC  

I"M SHITTING RIGHT NOW

2020-03-05 20:02:17 UTC  

Might just send a pic idk😳

2020-03-05 20:03:11 UTC  

When I still had a smartphone, someone forwarded me their friend on snapchat and without solicitation I sent them a picture of my shit in a toilet and attached I wrote, "My child has been birthed"

2020-03-05 20:03:41 UTC  

Thoughts?
I think these numbers aren't completely reliable, because neither is China, but if you aren't a boomer you're likely still much better off, as with any illness

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673081851467792397/685215983010709657/COVID-19_mortality_by_age.jpg

2020-03-05 20:03:56 UTC  

<:smug:676905802837262336> uh oh poooopppyyyy

2020-03-05 20:04:14 UTC  

Wasn't one of the issues about survival being that it renders you infertile?

2020-03-05 20:04:19 UTC  

<:really:673419076969824256>

2020-03-05 20:04:27 UTC  

im pretty sure that got made up by /pol/

2020-03-05 20:04:32 UTC  

I'm the last of my bloodline, I can't let that happen to me

2020-03-05 20:04:53 UTC  

tfw don't want kids ||yet||

2020-03-05 20:04:55 UTC  

they made up a TON of shit just like with every other happening

2020-03-05 20:04:55 UTC  

<:smug:676905802837262336>

2020-03-05 20:05:01 UTC  

I don't want them yet either but fuck

2020-03-05 20:05:08 UTC  

@itstooslim you can’t have kids you’re mixed

2020-03-05 20:05:21 UTC  

okay got it, have tons of kids <:smug:676905802837262336>

2020-03-05 20:05:31 UTC  

<:cryjak:673420780565954560>