idfk either

papaw took mama (not mamaw) once papa (not papaw) died fighting the law trying to protect one of our stills and gave birth to my brother uncle who runs the coke joint up near knoxville

that helped like 2%

like how does connection

mother of my wife = mother in law
my male child = son
my brother's son = nephew
my uncle's son = cousin
?????? = brother-uncle twice removed low sodium now aspartame-free

@itstooslim papaw had a kid with mama

Is Papaw hick slang for Grandpa

Wouldn't that just make him your brother/uncle? Twice removed is for extended cousins with generational gaps.

Yea

To slim

@rando014844 no papaws familial legitimacy was disputed twice after the whole regrowing an eye debacle but since he had my brother uncle after i was born from my papa i wasn’t removed unlike him

Regrowing an eye? And whose are those hands?

my brother uncle and my papaw

CIA is in a coomer server

and the regrowing an eye thing was when papaw suddenly came home and had an eye he was missing for two decades making everyone think he was abducted and cloned imperfectly by aliens and sent to spy on us

but it turned out the shine from last weeks party was bad and we all collectively misremembered that he was missing an eye

Are you serious?

No

Cool, all this came then because I made a joke about mura's screen name.

Quasimodo predicted all this

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1583636161028.webm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/672190510374584351/686045572691656707/mate.jpg

Hot

Me on the right

Hotter

Look at that pose and fucking smug face

He knows

he really do be eating bread doe

also I was about to go out and get drunk to fuck a girl but then she mentioned she's in an (((open relationship))) so I bailed

she keeps messaging me she's probably pissed lol

>open relationship
Careful, you'll contract chinese aids

I do a shitty enough job of following scripture so I have to draw the line somewhere

Kek slim

@rando014844 bonk

College be slapping like dat

Tallahassee sucks but I'll grant it this:
There is fucking nothing to do here except drink, which means all anyone does is drink and fuck

so if you wanna get laid come to Tallahassee

it's like Appalachia but with less heroin and more meth