Everyone is pissed

My in-laws live in Houston. I keep waiting for a phone call or text from my wife telling me they're gonna stay with us for a month.

I live twenty minutes away from Houston

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so many niggers

@UncleDrMrBaby kek

Also Russian

Russian

Living in Russia with Russian people > living in China with Chinese people

Rather live in Russia

atleast russians have morals

Also sounds better

Not to mention easier since they have an actual phonetic alphabet

You have much more in common with Russians than you'd think especially when compared to Chinese

I'd like to move to Russia

Dad keeps telling me the mob there is awful but it can't be worse than MS13 here

Also pls tell me how you're pirating rosette stone I'd like to aswell

Mob?

Mafia

Organized criminals

Ah yes well governance isn't one of Russias strong points

https://youtu.be/umEDct4BoGc

Sing stuff like this

Good old tetris music

Much much better Tetris music

Go Russia

I think I've just met the most "people of Walmart" customer ever

Slim whut state you in

Old man with long white hair and a speech impediment, water shoes, and a shirt covered in vomit. He fucking reeks

Thats minging

@a homo sapien Florida

Explains everything, doesn't it?

Le sunshine state

Yes

And drew this. He's apparently a savant artistically but it's still kind of nightmarish

That sunshine really be damaging yalls brains

guys i just spraid perfume in my mouth its bad

...

That's not what it's for

You never fail to amaze me

Are you trying to get yourself drunk or what