Message from @UncleDrMrBaby

Discord ID: 687404949176582252


2020-03-11 20:29:14 UTC  

<:gunleft:673423959198531594> <:smug:676905802837262336>

2020-03-11 20:33:49 UTC  

What the fuck

2020-03-11 20:34:20 UTC  

My beaner neighbors just pulled a duck out of nowhere and let it loose in their driveway

2020-03-11 20:44:45 UTC  

A w*man I'm supposed to see tonight says she has a sore throat

2020-03-11 20:44:49 UTC  

Talk me out of this

2020-03-11 20:45:34 UTC  

I lick my fingers to wash them after I piss

2020-03-11 20:45:37 UTC  

<:coomer:674162989968130058>

2020-03-11 20:50:23 UTC  

Also it's confirmed now

2020-03-11 20:50:41 UTC  

Online classes for the two weeks following spring break

2020-03-11 20:52:58 UTC  

Don't gain another mouth to feed

2020-03-11 20:53:04 UTC  

It isn't worth the holes

2020-03-11 20:55:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673081851467792397/687403361368145922/image0.png

2020-03-11 20:55:35 UTC  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2020-03-11 20:55:42 UTC  

WTFFF

2020-03-11 20:55:47 UTC  

<:cryjak:673420780565954560>

2020-03-11 20:57:44 UTC  

biden bros stay winning <:kek:673429914447249428>

2020-03-11 20:58:05 UTC  

Traitor

2020-03-11 20:58:06 UTC  

<:angery:677401056031801354>

2020-03-11 21:00:55 UTC  

@itstooslim give her some penisillin

2020-03-11 21:01:51 UTC  

Also, I need a formal answer. Should I learn Chinese (Mandarin) or Russian.

2020-03-11 21:02:02 UTC  

I have the books ready to buy and Rosetta stone ready to pirate.

2020-03-11 21:02:26 UTC  

Houston is shutting it down

2020-03-11 21:02:29 UTC  

Everyone is pissed

2020-03-11 21:04:07 UTC  

My in-laws live in Houston. I keep waiting for a phone call or text from my wife telling me they're gonna stay with us for a month.

2020-03-11 21:06:10 UTC  

I live twenty minutes away from Houston

2020-03-11 21:06:13 UTC  

<:sadcat:673420780977127444>

2020-03-11 21:06:23 UTC  

so many niggers

2020-03-11 21:06:26 UTC  
2020-03-11 21:06:29 UTC  

Also Russian

2020-03-11 21:06:57 UTC  

Russian

2020-03-11 21:07:43 UTC  

Living in Russia with Russian people > living in China with Chinese people

2020-03-11 21:08:03 UTC  

Rather live in Russia

2020-03-11 21:08:15 UTC  

atleast russians have morals

2020-03-11 21:08:20 UTC  

Also sounds better

2020-03-11 21:09:05 UTC  

Not to mention easier since they have an actual phonetic alphabet

2020-03-11 21:09:40 UTC  

You have much more in common with Russians than you'd think especially when compared to Chinese

2020-03-11 21:10:54 UTC  

I'd like to move to Russia

2020-03-11 21:11:08 UTC  

Dad keeps telling me the mob there is awful but it can't be worse than MS13 here

2020-03-11 21:11:09 UTC  

Also pls tell me how you're pirating rosette stone I'd like to aswell